morning squabble

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Evan: " GET THE FUCK UP YOU GOOFY AH LOOKING HIPPO WITH DOWN SYNDROME! " 

Hazzy: " what do you want am trying to sleep here you piece of shit. "

Rylie: " STOP YELLING UGH. " 

Nick: " what the fuck is all this yelling about? " nick speaks up as they walk in from the kitchen.

Rylie: " Evan wont stop yelling. "

Nick: " I swear to god if you guys don't stop arguing am gonna throw you in a fucking ditch and leave you there. " 

Hazzy: " HEY THAT MEAN "

Rylie: " YEAHHHH "

Len: " how about I drop you off at the club and you do whatever you fucking want with your tiny ass skittle brains? " Len walks in listening to the conversation. 

Nick: " THATS NOT HOW YOU HANDLE CHILDREN. "

Len: " yes it is "

Hazzy: " can we go already i want drugs "

Nick: " NO DRU- " 

Len: " shut the fuck up nick before I take your ability to walk for 5 fucking weeks if you know what I mean. " 

Nick: " ..fine "

Len: " okay lets go my dear towel rags! "

Hazzy: " call me a towel rag again and I might just be this close to grabbing a knife and pushing it in your weeny hole. "

Len: " ..don't- don't threaten me like that "




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