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rat 🐐

when are you coming to Barcelona next

probably el classico
y miss me already?

no 🤢🤢🤢
just come to the champions league game that week and stay with me

who are you guys playing

skakhtar donestsk
fake fan you should know that

womp womp
you guys got an easy group
should be a sweep
porto is the only team to kind of worry about

yeah
most groups have one really good team

group f is the only one I can't 100% predict

who do you have first for the rest

group a most likely bayern but supporting manU for mase
group b arsenal obviously
group c rm
group d inter
group e athletico
group f psg last is all I'm gonna say
group g city 300%
and then Barca for group h

psg last
really?

fucking hate psg
their only notable player rn is mbappe
and he doesn't preform well for club half the time
insane international player though

psg have dembele now too

womp womp
don't have to worry about him
neymar pt2 🙄

you love neymar..

after Messi joined psg he fell off

MESSI FELL OFF??

no idiot
neymar

ohh
eh
idk

imagine if Messi, Neymar, and Suarez were still at barca
you and pedro playing with the best front 3 of all time 😩😩

can't believe Neymar went to Al hilal

LITERALLY
I can't believe I thought he was leng 😔
new celebrity crush: austin butler

who?
i just looked him up
he's not that great

BFFR
he's 10x better looking than you

did everybody obsesses over him at the wc?

okay i think that boosted your ego a little too much primo

shut up
anyways..

what
🤨🤨🤨

why did Jude Bellingham like AND comment on your post??

omd
I knew you were gonna say smth dumb

just be honest with me Isa

bro I went to the England game
which he played in and got motm so I congratulated him
and he commented on my post
it's called being friendly

yeah okay
wtv

btw can't come to the barca game

what? why

going to dortmund game x

you're so petty
and since when do you support bd?

SINCE FOREVER?
they're the only bundesliga team i like

lier
name three players

so we're doing this now?

yes, go ahead

sebastien, brandt, and adeyami
smd

whatever
bellingam is putting shit in your head

OMDS
I will not be wearing your jersey at el classico 🤍

NOW YOU'RE SENDING WHITE HEARTS FOR MADRID?

PABLO.
I will kill you

betrayer 🤢🤢

mount.
I'm going to murder you

what's wrong

you made Bellingham come get me
and now Pablo won't get off my dick
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😭😭😭
that's hilarious
"name three players"
I fucking love your cousin

I hope you lose to city 🤍

white heart is crazyyyy

I will show up to the derby in a haaland or foden or alverez jersey
trust

you're coming to the game?
obviously

what about el classico

it's on sat
didn't they move the derby to sunday?

oh yeah
wtv I'm not staring anyway

😂😂😂😂
I hope Jack starts
that's gonna be hilarious
Phil, Jack, John, Kyle, and rashy starting with you on bench

commit suicide

🩵🩵🩵

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