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Piers x Nathan Explosion Yaoi-The First Part

a/n: this is satire so please dont take this seriously

pchan was just going outside and touching grass until they saw kangel with another lover???? How could kangel do this??? (A/N: idk)"hey stay away from my girl you incurious meat sack" said kangel's new bf, melvinborg. "Bro wtf" said pchan as they walked away and found 2 emo guys making out. "Get a room" pchan said to the 2 guys. "No" said nathan explosion as he continues to makeout with his bf, piers.

"NOBODY NEEDS TO FUCKING SEE THAT" said pchan, disgusted. "WE DONT CARE" said piers as pchan walked away and found spidernoir with celestia ludenberg

"wtf" said pchan "what do you want" said celestia "nothing, idk whats up with all these couples, first my gf cheats on me then i see 2 emo guys from different universes makin out and now i see you w spiderman noir" said pchan "stfu" said spider-noir as pchan looked disgusted and started to call the cringe police

"HEY WHY TF ARE YOU CALLIN THE CRINGE POLICE" said emily the strange(aka my oomfie)

"BECAUSE I CAN" said pchan

"ok" said emily

pchan then called the cringe police but they said that dating isnt cringe

"DONT CALL THE OPPS PLEASE THEYLL TAKE AWAY MY BUSINESS" said piers while sobbing violently

"I DONT GIVE A SHIT YALL ARE CRINGE" said pchan

"DONT CALL THEM PLEASE IM GONNA BE EXPOSED ON TWITTER DOT COM" said celestia

"IDC" said pchan

"what is bro doing" said kangel

"naw, jit trippin" said melvinborg

"BOY IF YOU DONT-" pchan was interrupted by kiryu kazuma punching them

"im kiryu kazuma from the hit game series yakuza made by sega in 2005" said kiryu

"omg its kiryu kazuma from the hit game series yakuza made by sega in 2005" said everyone in unison

"Im gonna beat your ass pchan" said kiryu

"noooooooo" said pchan

Then kiryu encountered the opps and got arrested(not really)

"wtf its kiryu kazuma from the hit game series yakuza made by sega in 2005" said the opps

"we'll let you go if you promise not to beat up this innocent young (insert gender)" said the opps, letting kiryu go

"thanks, you cant arrest me, the dragon of dojima!!!" said kiryu

"no problem kiryu kazuma from the hit game series yakuza made by sega in 2005" said the opps

then nathan explosion dropkicked piers and madeout with emily the strange

"wtf" said pchan

"idk" said piers

"holy shit its nathan explosion from the hit show metalocalypse now streaming on HBO max" said melvinborg

"yeah" said kangel

then there was a taco truck passing by and everyone got tacos lmaoooooo

then elon musk showed up and gave everyone a tesla for some reason

And so pchan went to nebraska with steve ballmer, then melvinborg and kangel madeout

the end lmaoooooooo

this is a joke dw