Spongebob Squrepants: the Winter games.

Intro starring Patchy the pirate

Just a couple of days ago a never before seen special episode starring characters from Spongbeob Squrepants, hazbin hotel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Sonic the Hedgehog was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon studios. Now all the world is waiting to watch the Lost Spongebob crossover Special. Now, to present the Lost crossover Special from Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club and the president of the Hazbin Hotel fan club, Patchy the Pirate!

Inside his house, Patchy is inside the shower, singing a song.

Patchy (Singing): Inside every Demon is a rainbow, inside every sinner is a shiny smile

Potty Patchy's pet parrot flies up to the shower Patchy is in.

Potty: "Patchy, Patchy! The audience is here!"

Patchy (Singing): So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos, creepers, mess-ups, crooks and zeroes And downfallen superheroes, help is here

Potty then flushes the toilet in the bathroom making Patchy open the shower curtain.

Patchy: Wagh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy's private time?

Patchy looks at the camera and covers himself with the shower curtain.

Patchy: What are you all doing here?

Potty: There here to see the lost crossover special *Brawk*

Patchy: But I haven't got the lost episode because I... Well, I lost it!

Patchy breaks down crying as he closes the shower curtain. A couple of minutes later Patchy and Potty are seen in Patchy's living room. Patchy puts on his peg leg.

Patchy: I don't believe I lost the Lost crossover special. I never lose anything

Potty: What about your leg?

Patchy: Well, yeah, but...

Potty: And your eye.

Patchy: Well, the eye, I...

Potty: And your hand.

Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird!

Patchy shoos Potty away.

Patchy: Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the Lost Episode is.

A screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy, who mutters gibberish and then falls over

Potty: What is it? Brawk!

Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the Lost  SpongeBob and Hazbin hotel crossover special I lost!

Potty: It's a dream come true!

Patchy: [giggles] We gotta go find it, Potty! Oh, first I'll need my treasure hunting' leg.

Patchy grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg]

Patchy: Come on, Potty! Ah! Time's a-wastin'!

Patchy runs down the steps, along with Potty.

Potty: Brawk!

Patchy: [an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting] Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. [walks past the woman's house]

Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies?

Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt.

Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold.

Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. [looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree] Half a league to the forked tree. [looks up at a tree with plastic forks hanging on the leaves] Oh. [stands somewhere else, looking at the map] Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of Monkey Lagoon?!