Cookie Run Oneshots

Red and Affy Go To Olive Garden [NSFW]

[A/N This is not like the JJBA fanfic Johnny and Gyro Go To Olive Garden IYKYK. Also non-sponsered by Olive Garden I just really like it.]

Ship: Red Velvet x Plump!Affogato

NSFW: Yes

Genre: Hurt/comfort

Requested by: rhearipleyskneecap

It was Red Velvet and Affogato's first anniversary of dating and the two of them decided to celebrate it by going to the first place they went in a date together. Olive Garden. You may be thinking 'that isn't a fancy dinner place.' and it's not, but it had a lot of good memories and Affo liked the food.

They were dressed for the occasion, Affo in a lovely purple button-down shirt with black slacks while Red wore a white button up shirt, also paired with black slacks. Affogato was a bit nerve to eat in public, after all it's been a while since they ate out in public, and he did gain a few pounds since the last time he went out. But Red Velvet assume him that no one would say anything, and if they did, they'd face his wrath.

Affogato loved his boyfriend being so protective of him, it's quite reassuring to him.

Once the two go to the faux Italian restaurant, they were seated by a rather nice cookie. Friendly, kind and understanding. "What would you like to drink? We don't have sparkling cookie but we'll try our best to make a drink to his standards." The waiter asked.

"I'll have a red wine, which ever you think would be good." Affogato said. "And I'll take a Diet Coke." Red stated, placing a hand on Affy's hand.

"Wonderful I-"

Before the waiter could finish their sentence, a loud crash came from the back. "Oh my, seems like there's a problem in the back, if the situation isn't cleared up, you'll have another server take your order, very sorry for the inconvenience." The waiter stated before rushing to the back.

After 30 minutes, a different waitress cookie came with their drinks. "Alright a diet coke and a red wine." She said placing the drinks down. But she placed the diet coke in front of Affogato and the wine in front of Red Velvet. "Oh... I guess it was because the staff switched that's why I was given the wrong drink." Affo thought, trying to reassure himself.

"So, what would you like to order."

"I'll have this." Red said, he wasn't good at pronouncing certain words, so he just pointed at menu. "Okay, the grilled chicken margarita. And for you?"

"I'll have the uh... Chicken Alfredo." He said, a bit nervous. "... Alright. I'll bring those to you."

As the Waitress left to give the order to the cooks, the coffee infused cookie let out a sigh. "Hmm? Is something the matter?" Red Velvet asked as he heard the sigh as he swapped their drinks. "Well, that waitress... She looked disgusted with me for ordering my usual meal..." Affogato muttered in response. "I see. Don't worry, my love, her opinion is irrelevant to us."

"Ah, well, if you say so."

Once their food arrived, the waitress placed their food in front of them. "Would you like cheese on your food?" She asked Red, which he declined. She didn't even ask Affo if he wanted any. "Um, excuse me, you didn't ask if I wanted any-"

"It's not like you need any, fatty."

As she stated this comment, Red slammed his cake hound fist onto the table. "Don't you dare call my boyfriend that!" He snapped. "I mean, look at him-"

Before the waitress could even finish her sentence, Red barked at her, like, literally. "Grr! If you say another bad thing about my love, I will stick my entire army of cake hounds on you, do you understand?!" The cake army general barked, causing the waitress to nod before she back away and run off.

"Ugh, cookies these days, I can't believe she's working here." He sighed before turning to the table. He took his partner's hand and looked him in the eye. "Affy, I love you no matter what, so eat your pasta, then I'll give you a special treat when we get home."

Affo, blushing from knowing what this treat would be, started consuming his pasta.

After which Red Velvet slammed a large sack of Coins on the table, paying for the meal before taking Affogato home. And once they got home that's when Affy got his treat.

Being lead upstairs, the coffee infused cookie was brought into the bedroom, upon which he stripped completely, all of his body out for his lover to see. Following this, the cake hound general removed his clothes as well.

Then the cake cookie hybrid softly shoved Affogato onto the bed before sitting on his crotch, his boyfriend's cookie cock nearly in his ass. Once centered, Red Velvet slowly lowered himself onto Affo's member, sliding up and down.

As he did, he moved his cake arm (his longer arm) and started to gently run a claw in a circle on Affogato's soft belly. "Your body is so beautiful, I love every inch of it~" The cake hound general moaned as he rode his boyfriend's cock. "Your tummy is so cuddly and soft I could nuzzle it all day if I could~"

His giant claw lowered towards Affogato's thighs. "Such lovely hips and legs, you're so handsome~" as he moaned this, his boyfriend also moaned, looking like he was coming close to climaxing.

And, as if on que, both came at the same time.  Once both of their cocks were drained, Red hopped off and laid beside his partner, nuzzling him gently. "That was great." Affo stated panting a bit from how intense it was. "It sure was~ now how about we get some rest?"

"Sure."

And with that, the two cuddled nude until they fell asleep.