Shao Kahn versus M Bison

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After watching the first episode of death battle Drago is about to start the second episode

Drago: so is everyone ready for the next episode?

Everyone: yeah

Drago: well, then, let's begin*Presses the play button*

Boomstick: the final boss, a nightmareish foe to test your skills

Wiz: and sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn, the conqueror

Boomstick: or master bison of shadowloow

Wiz: I am wizard in his boomstick and it's our job to analyze there weapons, armor, and skills to find who would win.. a Deathbattle!

Boomstick: Shao Kahn conqueror of worlds, and owner of one of the most badass voices ever excluding yours truly, of course

Shah Kahn: * marking his downed opponent*Ah too easy

Wiz: he didn't start out that way similar to a gods assignment to earth the elder, gods pacifically selected Kahn to protect the rather Bleak realm of outworld

Boomstick: turns out it didn't need protecting

Wiz: Shao Kahn became the chief advisor to outworld's agent ruler the dragon king Onaga together, They began a war spinning in the multi-verse

Boomstick: conquering the other realms of existence, one by one good choice on that one gods and why did they think THIS guy needed a bodyguard?

Wiz: But Kahn doesn't like Sharing power in soon poisoned onaga claiming the emperor's throne at his own

Boomstick: he now rules out world with an iron fist in a giant maul the wrath hammer, he can summon a giant sledgehammer out of thin air to finish his foes  is in seconds... Or decimate whack-a-mole records

Wiz: he can create energy constructs of weapons, just a Deadly as the real thing he also access is in a monster transforming into this....... thing

A multi headed hydra monster appear on the screen

Fluttershy screams and hides behind the couch out of fear

What is that thing? sunset said out of horror

I don't know we never seen anything like that before! Twlight said in shock

Pinkie: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boomsick: quick! Make me forget that shit!

Wiz: right never happened!

Drago: * pause the video* OK we can never unsee that now

Twilight: I'm gonna have nightmares after that

Drago: We will figure out how to deal with that later now let's get back to the episode* presses the play button*

Wiz: despite living in a completely separate plane of existence he is well-versed in two versions of Chinese kung fu.

Boomstick: he mixes those styles with his magic, for a move set that is all about absolutely obliterating his opponent. He Rams people with charging spikes and shoots laser beams from his eyes.

Wiz: and if his foe gets the upper hand he can reflect any kind of projector with his mystical, emperor's  shield

Boomstick: and he always finishes his fights with a brutal fatality and epic one liners

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