Oh boy.
❤️(dude I think it's canon): Pimkin is Pimkin_
Sister (adopted): Butter is Butter_TheBest
Step-mom (adopted): Bee is beelzebuzz1115
Mom (adopted): Gliss is GlissBunBun666
(Guys I think I'm adopted)
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Gliss: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Kate, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Pimkin, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Kate: Coming right up.
(Cmon, mom!)
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Kate, in court: No.
Butter: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Kate: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Pimkin: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Bee: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Gliss : I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Gliss : So, what are we doing?
Bee: Wasting our lives.
Gliss : I meant for lunch...
Kate: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Gliss : I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!
Pimkin: Hey, what are you reading?
Butter: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Pimkin: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Bee : So it's just a Notebook?
Butter: It's just a Notebook.
Butter: *writing a letter*
Butter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
(We love you up here in the North Pole, butter)
*At a bank teller window*
Kate, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!
Butter: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU!
Kate: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Butter: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!
Gliss : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Butter: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Bee: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Pimkin: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Kate: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
(Dw I'm fucking insane too)
Pimkin: How do you type so fast?
Kate: Anxiety.
Bee: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Bee: *cuts piece of cake*
Butter: ...Can I have some?
Bee: Cake is for talkers.
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Yall I need the link to a draw the squad that would fit our fam!
