Tears of Fire( NaLu fanfic )

It all came crashing down

Natsu P.O.V.

I opened the door expecting to see levy or Juvia, but was greeted by none other than Mira. "Uhh...hi mira(?)" I say, curiosity on the tip of my voice.

"Hello Natsu." She smiles. It's an award winning smile that would've bought my heart if for Lucy who hadn't already stolen it.

She walks in, shopping bags in her hands, touching behind her back. "Uhh whatchya doin here Mira?"

Me and Mira were good friends so it wasn't that rude. "Well I have to give you some stuff to help raise a proper young girl. Do you have a bed anywhere that we can use?" "Why a bed?"

Seemed oddly specific.

"Because I walk to lay the blankets and clothes out of corse!" "Okay follow me." I led her to my room. She looked around then smirked. "Do you have a bathroom in here?" "Yeah right through there." I pointed to the door next to my mirror. "Thanks." She brought her bag with her. She should have just left it out here. That bathroom is kind of cramped.
-2min pass-

I'm just scrolling into my DM's like(insert witty comment here) when Mira opens the door and comes out with her bag on her shoulder. She sets it down on the side dresser. "I'm thirsty you want some water with me?" She asks as she yells on her way tintype kitchen. "Sure thanks!!" She comes back in a minute or two. "Here." She hands me the clear liquid as she takes a big gulp of her own. I look at my glass, and chug.

I feel wonky. But then I see Lucy in an extremely sexy lingerie attire, climb on top of me on my bed. I notice how that I'm shirtless, and soon her bra is off. She reaches for a packet in purse on the side table, undos my pant buckle, and you can tell what happens next.

"Babe that was great" I say, exasperated by all of that physical activity I just pleasured myself with. I roll over to my side to face Lucy, but I fall out of bed when I see Lisanna in what I thought was Lucy's place. "LISANNA????? WHAT THE HOLY FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO??!!!" "Well hello to you too baby daddy." She winks. Ew.

"ILL NEVER HAVE A BABY WITH YOU, ILL NEVER HAVE A LIFE WITH YOU, ILL NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, HELL, ILL NEVER EVEN LIKE YOU, SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

She just laughs.

Laughs.

I can't even with this bitch.

"Oh my little baby dragon, we just made love. 5 times. You're stupid if you don't think I'm not pregnant. So, how ya gonna explain this to Lucy, hm? Are you gonna let her down easy or am I gonna have to do it myself hard? "I'm gonna let you down hard right now!" "I've seen you hard. I've seen your hard before. I'm not impressed, so I'm not scared-" She turns back into a fully clothed-smiling Mira. "-bye baby!" "I just sit there in my bed, screaming into my pillow.