||Earth 42|| Miles Morales One Shots

lets pay the bill

This happeneds everytime. Everytime it's time to pay. If your in a store, restaurant, food stand. Anywhere with miles. You and him ALWAYS fight over the bill. It's like a contest between you two.

It all started when you relize everytime your about to pay for something you dragged to, he pays for it. Shiii and when you were buying expensive Jordans; tell me why when you reached in your bag for your wallet. The shoes were already in a bag payed for.

But this nigga is always prepared, he has money on lock down for real. Before the outing you stole his wallet while he was getting ready. And when you guys were at the counter paying for the food. You had thought you had Finally got him but lord were you mistaken.

"Okay, that will be $78.55, cash or credit" the cashier asked with a smile.

You got your card out and waiting for Miles to find out that his wallet is missing. You watched him frantically pat his pockets and searched his jacket. "The fuck's my wallet," he muttered. You smiled in satisfaction as you had won. "Don't worry I got it baby" you smiled.

But this man loves to fight so he stops your hand from Going anywhere else as he continued to search he's pockets. "Miles please it's just a bag of chips and and a subway" you begged. "I don't give a fuck, nigga I'm paying," Miles shot you down as he pulled out an whole ass other wallet, and payed. "Yo, when did that other wallet come from-, why do you have two wallets-... you know what,"

And from then on its been a battle between yall. You won a few, but ge won most of it. And he KNOWS it.

One time, the waiter put the bill down. Miles already eyed the bill as he put the fork down. He then saw you reaching for your bag. "Ay, were that hand going" he said suddenly. "yea let's put that hand back" miles said

This went on for a good 2 years. Till you decided to just take your L gracefully, and respectfully.

You and Miles were on a date. The date was delicious. You and Miles ate good fr.

Then the bill came. You already knew what was gonna happen but you might at well still try. So you reached for it.

"Lay yo hands on that mother fucking bill and I'll fuck the shit outta you" miles warned.

"Wa- damn nigga, I just wanna see the price" you lied

"I'm not falling for that again"

"Miles"

"I'm not fucking playin' with you"

"OK okay"

"Say I won't"

" nigga you won't"

"Ight bet. solo prepárate para no poder caminar durante unos días, recuerda que, just remember its your fault mama's"  (just be prepared to not be able to walk for a few days, remember that)

"Please don't, I got work in the morning, and I don't need your mom on my ass for walking slow and asking me questions" you pleaded.

"Then back up then"

You kissed your teeth and rolled your eyes. "Yea thats what I thought, Don't let it happen again. Just sit there and look pretty,and be my girlfriend while I pay ma." He said kissing you and paying.