Lmao this book has been getting a lot of likes but no new chapters cuz im lazy, so i'm making this. Some of its made by me, but the rest is from a incorrect quote generator. Also, yes i am still working on requests. It's just trying to find the motivation is killing me.
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Pink: *trying to be a therapist to the rest of the color gang (thats what im calling them now)*
Boyfriend: Allow me.
Boyfriend: Repeat after me, it is what it is.
The rest of TCG except pink and Boyfriend: It is what it is.
Pink: No!
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White: Seriously dude, all you do is bitch.
Marron: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
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Green *trying to figure out how to ask red out*: I'm having problems with a guy...
Red *being an obvious mother ducker*: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or something else?
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White: You know, you were right.
Black: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.
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White: I'm this close to falling in love with Yellow.
Grey: Umm uncle White, your fingertips are touching.
White: Exactly.
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Jelqer: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Jelqer: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.
Jelqer: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
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Powers: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can't spend friendship on new clothes
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White: You need a hobby.
Green: I have a hobby!
White: Hitting on Red isn't a hobby.
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Pink: I have a problem.
Grey: Kill it.
Pink: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Black, in another room: Good job son.
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Red Mungus: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Yellow: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
White: Marry me.
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Grey *taping a knife onto a Roomba*: Be free, my child.
White *entering the room with a small cut on his ankle*: Who the f-
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Red Mungus: What time is it?
Powers: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Powers: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Warchief: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Powers: It's 2 am
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Pink: What is wrong with you?
Grey: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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White: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Grey and Black, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.
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Green: I have a problem.
Red: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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White: I couldn't do this without you, Maroon.
Maroon: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Black: Where are you going?Grey: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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White: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Yellow: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Yellow: I have a bad feeling about this...
White: What do you mean?
Yellow: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
White: No?
Grey *appears from nowhere*: That actually explains so much.
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Jelqer: Warcheif said it's my turn with the brain cell.
Red Mungus: Square up.
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Green: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Red: No... well, their slowness.
Green: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Green: Now I have a plan.
Green: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Red: OMG YOUR A GENIUS!
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I'm probs gonna do more of these, so i might just make a book for this. Y'all can comment it you want that. I legit only made one (the first one), but i edited a lot of these. Anyway cya later nerds.
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