fnf imposter v4 head cannons/one shots/ ideas

i want to make you fly (warchief x red mungus)

here is yet another request that was made for @white_man also, swearing warning. you will see why very quickly-

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(warchief P.O.V)

"F*CKKKKKKKKKKKK" mungus shouted slamming his head on the table. "bro you're the one who effin killed bruh" bf said with a deadpan expression. i looked at jelqer and he looked at me, and with a somber expression plastered on his face shook his head. "mugus i'm afraid we're going to have to eject you" i said with a commanding voice. "DUDE I DONT HAVE A F*CKIN CHOICE-" mugus couldn't make out the whole sentence, because bf slapped him. "bf that was unnecessary-" jelqer said, scolding bf. bf just shrugged. mugus one the other hand, was looking rather close to tearing up. "you'll just respawn after we're done mungus-" "BUT I WON'T!" he covered his mouth as if he said something he shouldn't have. 

what he said confused me. "what do you mean?" i asked with an obvious confused look on my face. Mungus sighed before speaking. "for the past while imposters have not been respawning. before this happened, a few of us imposter kept getting the imposter role over and over. i am one of those few." he said with a saddened expression. this is the most serious i had ever seen him be. i almost thought this was a prank. " if so, i need you to answer a few questions." jelqer said beside me. i looked over to him and nodded. "a-alright." mungus said looking down. i was so used to seeing his sly rude side, that seeing him like this made me way more upset than a veteran of war should feel. 

"alright first question, how many of you are forced to be imposters every round?" jelqer said calmly. "well there's me, white, red, green, monotone, pink, maroon, loggo, even yellow is in this! and he's never the imposter!" mungus exclaimed the last part. "but uh.. there is one more person..." he started. "yes?" i said making the yes sound longer than it really needed to be. "black is also in this..." he said carefully. jelqer's viser widened. i looked at the two of them confused. who the hell is black? why does jelqer look so angry and surprised? do they have beef or something...? "you mean black as in, the imposter that NEVER LOSES!?!" jelqer shouted. mungus shrank back a little bit at the shouting.

 "y-yes. BUT! all of us, black included, have gotten worried with endless killing. we are worried that the crewmates might stop respawning..."  "black worried about crewmates? yeah right." jelqer grumbled the last part. "next question. why do imposters have to kill?" i asked trying to break the tension. "well we need something to eat. why do you think when we kill only half the body is left? early imposters tried to eat that part and quickly learned it was poisonous." me jelqer and boyfriend looked like we were going to barf. crewmates are vegetarians. i don't know about boyfriend since he isn't exactly a crewmate or imposter. "DUDE. TF!?" boyfriend said before voting mungus. "WE'RE CARNIVOROUS ASSHOLE!" there's the rude side. that's hot. WAIT A DAMN- "you could have just said something mungus!" jelqer said breaking my thoughts. "chief are you alright man?" boyfriend said as i looked over to him confused. "yes? why do you ask?" i asked. "you looking a little red there buddy." mungus said looking at me.

i felt my face felt warmer. "w-what d-do ya mean?" why am i stuttering- what the hell is going on with me!? i thought i was aroace... no! i'm just sick is all... all three of them looked at me confused. jelqer especially. he looked at me, and then at mungus and kept doing so for a few more seconds. then, a face of realization crossed his face. i swear crewmates don't have mouths but i could just feel the smirk on his face. "let's just skip for now, we'll figure out how to get some form of meat for mungus." he said with a smug-ish voice. "a-alright" i stuttered out. i looked down onto my tablet to find, i had voted for mungus! "the HELL?" i shouted. sh*t didnt mean to say that out loud. i thought to myself. "what's wrong che- wait tf why does it say i voted for mungus-" jelqer said staring at his tablet. i looked over to mungus just as he was about to say something. "WHAT THE FU*K! WHY DOES IT SAY I VOTED FOR MYSELF-"  he shouted in dismay.