Written because my brother hates my splatoon fanfic
Also warning if you don't like:
-gay DOAWK fan art
-badly Picsarted images
-implied ejaculation
-cheese greg
Then you probably shouldn't read this
My name is Greg heffley. I live at 69 piss street. Life was normal until one day, I became cheese. I just woke, went to brush my teeth, and then, cheese.
Life as a cheese is pretty boring, I can't go to school without being made fun of. I'm serious, the people at my school really hate cheese.
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I also can't be friends with lactose intolerant people because they think it's insensitive. I also can't be friend with Fowler cause he's attracted to cheese so I can't hang out with him without him being a total simp and kissing my giant cheesy underside.
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As I was saying cheese life sucks. But I have some hope. Holly also likes cheese and she is considering cheese surgery which is great for me she says she's getting it tomorrow, and I'm excited.
Sunday
So after church I walked past holly's house and sure enough she was cheese
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It was so hot that hot melted cheese shot out of my cheese holes. She thought that was hot so we made out the end.
