God Troubles Me(x Readers )

Episode 1 :Part Whatever

(. ((... )) is what they are hearing through the walls)

(The trio look and SG look at the while as they hear fighting on the other side)

(Fighting heard at a distance:Woman : I don't want to live with you anymore!)

(King and Iris get a glass to listen through the wall while Y/N and SG looks at them weirdly)

( Mam:Well if you don't like it, then get a divorce
Woman : Fine! Good.
Man, : You take the house, I get the CAR. Sign it or I will see you in court!
Woman :What about the kid?
Man:      Poor kid!
Women :Poor kid
Man :Well let's forget about it.
Woman : I guess so.... Come on I love you.
Man :I love you too )

Ming : That's terrible. It's to noisy
Y/n :Agreed I don't want to hear fighting every night
Iris :Speak for yourselves! I LIVE FOR THIS!

(Ming and Y/N glare at Iris)

Iris :..... You know what I enjoy a peaceful environment after all

SG :You went and listened to it yourself!

Iris :Oh hush I was just invested so sue me!

(The next apartment)

SG: This one is definitely quite with no neighbors around.

(Ming lieing on the bed) No, : Not good enough

(SG looks at (her confused ) : Why

Ming: I can't reach the light

SG : if you could simply move a bit

Ming :Nothing can get me out of bed except to urinate... NOTHING!

Y/n :... The kitchen is kind of small

Iris : No neighbors... Then who will I gossip with? NO GOOD ENOUGH

SG : (claps his hands) Well the see! Automatic smart home devices! Auto dishwasher, Auto dryer. We even got a auto toilet!
What else can you expect?

Ming (on her phone) : Still not good
Iris (yawns) :Agreed
Y/n (Shakes their head) :It's a no for me

SG :Again? Excuse me?

Ming :Hey there is no Wi-Fi in the wardrobe

(SG looks at them frustrated) :Why the heck do you need Wi-Fi in the wardrobe?

Ming :It's because of costly data.

(SG looks at them in complete shockand takes them to various houses )

Iris : Hey! THERE IS NO PLACE TO PUT MY PHONE I THE BATHROOM

Y/N :This soda taste terrible how do I watch television while drinking this!?

Ming : Shitty water heater,Ugly tiles.

(The last house)

Ming : Let's see what we have in this one

( A mysterious stranger appears and puts their hand on SG's shoulder :)

Mystery man : it's not done yet?

SG : That's right