Diary of Brooke Green!

My Morning Routine

Ughhhh this is soooooooo annoying!

So my mom bought me a diary where she wants me to express my feelings but that is so weird and cringe. I'm not a dork to do that! I'm the most popular girl in the whole school! So don't expect me to write dear diary this or dear diary that. I am not going to express my feelings over here, what if someone finds it and shows the whole school? Then I wouldn't be so popular anymore. I am just going to write about the gossip that happens in school!

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Ring, ring, ring!

My alarm buzzed as I slowly but hesistantly opened my eyes. Then I remembered something! Its the first day of school after the summer holidays! First day of schools are a big deal for my friends and I because when we walk in, we can show everyone how much we've glowed up during the summer. 

I shot out of bed and changed into my gym clothes. I did 1 hour of intensive exercise so that my body could feel good and 30 minutes of yoga so that my body could relax after the intensive excercise. 

After exercising and doing yoga, I ran up to the bathroom and took a shower so that I don't reek of sweat (not like I even sweat but yeah...). 

After my long, boiling hot shower, I did my intensive 72-step skincare routine and got dressed. Then I changed into the cutest clothes ever, a mini skirt and a crop top. I also put on some deodorant and perfume, I also wore some jewellery (Ok, lots of jewellery). I straightened my hair and put on lots of makeup! Yay I was going to be the prettiest girl in the school! 

I ran downstairs and grabbed myself a protein bar. My parents work all the time so I don't get to see them very often. Daisy, our maid had prepared a huge feast even though she knew that I was on a strict diet. Is she dumb or something?!

- "OH MY GAWD DAISY! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I HAVE TOLD YOU MORE THAN A MILLION TIMES THAT I AM ON A STRICT DIET!", I shouted at Daisy as I pulled the table cloth making all the food collapse everywhere making a big mess for her to clean up.

- "DO YOU WANT ME TO END UP LIKE YOU, A FAT ELEPHANT?!", I screamed as I shoved her out of the way as I stomped angrily out of the mansion, leaving Daisy sobbing on the floor.

I spotted my daddy's brand new black PORSCHE in front of the huge fountain. Beside the Porsche, there was an old man dressed in a black suit waiting for me with the back door of the car open. He is Terry, the same old chauffeur that I've had ever since I was 2 years old.

- "UGHHH NOT YOU AGAIN TERRY", I said rolling my eyes as I went inside of the car.

- "I AM GOING TO TELL DADDY TO FIRE YOU, YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR THIS JOB IT IS SOOOOO EMBARASSING TO HAVE A FAT, BALD, OLD CHAUFFEUR", I screamed at him annoyed.

- "Now drop me off at Starbucks before dropping me off at school", I said trying to calm myself down.

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Terry dropped me off at Starbucks and I went in to take my order.

- "I want a quad long shot grande in a Venti cup, half calf double cupped, sleeves, salted caramel mocha latte, with 3 pumps of vanilla substitute, 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha, 1 pump of hazelnut for toffee nut, hazelnut milk and half breve with whipped cream, extra hot, extra foam, extra chocolate drizzle, extra salt, add a scoop of strawberry's on the top with some ice, well stirred and 1 peppermint brownie cake pop for my friend.", I said with my sweetest fake smile to the ugly lady that was working at the cashier.

Wow some people are so unlucky being born with such an ugly face, luckily I look like an angel (actually even prettier than an angel but this will do).

I made my way back to the Porsche and of course, Terry was standing there, holding the door open for the princess(ME) to enter. I entered the car and sipped my drink slowly as it was still very warm. 

I pulled my phone out of my beautiful Chanel purse while Terry began to drive. I went into the groupchat containing: Me, Ansley, Blair, Ellery, Hadley and Margaret.

The texts:

The prettiest sisters😘💋

Me

Girlz I'm on my way rn😘 

Btw Ansley my sweet Ansley, I got you the cake pop that you wanted💕

My baby Ansley🩷

Awwww thank you Brooke❤️

But I never asked for one.

Me

Ik. But u need to gain some weight babez😻

My baby Ansley🩷

Oh ok.

Margie💄💅

Omg did you guys hear?!!!

There is a new girl joining our class! 

ME

Ok so what🙄

She is probably very ugly like all the girls in our school. I am the only pretty girl in Crestwood High Academy😇😘😍

Margie💄💅

Oh but what about me...

Me

Oh Marg-Marg, are you that dumb? You will never even come close to being 1% of my beauty but keep telling yourself everyday that you are beautiful and maybe it will come true😘

But I doubt it! Sorry not sorry honey!

Back to reality:

I got interrupted by annoying Terry. He had dropped me off at school. When school ends I am going to call my mom and tell her to fire Terry!

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Well that's the end of the first chapter! I hope you guys like it so far! 

It would also be really helpful if you guys give me any more tips! I promise I won't get sad because these tips will help me improve my writing skills!