Not Just Another Girl

Interview

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Interview of Rhun Smith with Ronald Ackers band manager.

Ronald: Please begin with your name.

Rhun: Rhun Marie Smith, age 17, height 5 feet 6 inches, weight-

Ronald: We don't need to know your weight, Ms. Smith.

Rhun: I don't use that last name, call me Rhun Marie.

Ronald: May I ask why?

Rhun: You may.

Ronald: Proceed.

Rhun: It is the last name of the man who raped my mother. She knew him, and reported him to the police, but the investigation was quickly dropped on account of him being the son of the chief of police.

Ronald: Alright then. Ms. Marie, why do you want this job, it isn't something I would expect of a high school student.

Rhun: I know that it isn't expected, it's just a job for now, until I get my emancipated minor paperwork through.

Ronald: Emancipated minor? That's a lot of responsibility for a girl who's only 17 years old.

Rhun: You don't think I can manage that? Taking care of three hormone driven teenagers that are the biggest boy band since the Beatles?

Ronald: Well yes. I mean, think about it from my position. I have a pretty girl in front of me who wants to become security manager of-as you so eloquently put it-three hormone driven teenagers, and who probably will have to deal with a lot of drama, and who will probably end up pining for one of the boys. I can't take that chance.

Rhun: Here.

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Ronald: What is this?

Rhun: My references.

Ronald: The ambassador, Prince of Wales, King of Spain, President of Mexico, Castro, and wait, no, this can't be.

Rhun: Yes, I had a small detail on that one gig.

Ronald: Gig? The President of the United States had you, a 16 year old high school student as a part of his security detail?

Rhun: Obviously.

Ronald: Why here? You could get much better jobs elsewhere, with this resume, I'm amazed there's not more.

Rhun: Oh, there is but those were some of my favorite people that I worked with. Castro was surprisingly polite considering the *** he has been to Cubans.

Ronald: I would love you to come on board and be our security manager.

Rhun: Great. My friends are going to be so excited when they hear the news.

Ronald: Wait, this has to be kept quiet, it's not only important that we have a new security manager but also it cannot be leaked that we have hired a teenager.

Rhun: Don't worry, they're my tech team, and one other person who I tell everything too, who will be so freaked out that I got hired by you guys. You know how much she loves you? She Photoshopped a picture of her kissing a guy, and a picture of everyone else leaning in and just split their faces so it looks like she's kissing a part of all the guys.

Ronald: She can't know.

Rhun: She's my twin; I can't keep it a secret from her. She already knows I'm here.

Ronald: She must keep it a secret then, because it is very important that this information is not leaking to the press.

Rhun: She has liver cancer, so she rarely goes out.

Ronald: Oh, well that must be difficult.

Rhun: Yeah, well can I leave now?

Ronald: Actually I have last request of you. Can you please describe yourself to the recorder?

Rhun: As I said before, I am 5 feet 6 inches, I'm tall and skinny. My hair used to be a nice brown but the melanin faded, and it turned blond, my eyes used to be a rich brown now they are a blue-ish colored mess that looks like mush.

Ronald: Not to mention a very pretty heart shaped face, and full lips straight nose, and full deck.

Rhun: Deck?

Ronald: Refers to uhm, yes that.

Rhun: My breasts? And my butt?

Ronald: Yes, they tell me to give a full description.

Rhun: Yes, I have C cups, and I'm pretty, because gee whiz, that was so important when I was saving the Prime Ministers' life.

Ronald: I'm sorry. We should just go.

Rhun: Yes, we should.

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