𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧

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We go to the store and I find this cool sweater with a hat:

Fighting urge to not draw Monroe in this-

To late anyways

"Want to get some food?" Asked
Calistor
I look up Yesss I love cookie-

"All there is.... Is fucking granola bars?!" I say angered

"I mean it is a Starbucks you don't expect much-" calistor tried to reassure me but literally a fucking granola bar? Who's gonna go to star bucks and be like

Oh yes a granola bar that is the main reason I'm going to a Starbucks

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways I got a cakepop and kept complaining about granola bars

(Ya boy here hates granola bars alright?)

And then for the rest of the day he was on tinder (like anyone would want him) and got no matches. Guys it's not surprising

So he went to bad being a sad depressed boi again until the morning

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The morning struck! To much fucking sun in my eyes ughhhhh

Calistor was up eating MORE FUCKING BREAD.

(damn I'm on a power rage today hehe)

I go to calistors work and put on a kewl beanie

When I get there I see Alison and say hi she gives calistor a death stare but I don't give a shit because guess wht ya boy did!!!! Got a fucking coffee damn god my humanity is ruined because of my existence

Anyways-

After I had the coffee I started getting hyper and ran everywhere until I got a tiny bit tired and I jogged around McDonalds 20 times and then got tired and layed down

Alison fucking shifted her head slowly to calistor like he did some nasty stuff and he shrugged at them!

Oh yeah my friend you just found out about got coffee and jogged, ran, and leaped around the whole fucking store yep normal!!!!!

No. She talked to calistor and all he did was fucking shrug.

So when we got home I vowed to never drink coffee again and tonight it was a game night

Oh course uggghhh

Im giving such main character energy rn 🥰🥰✨✨✨

Zela brought some wine and Alison brought a Nintendo and we all played Mario wonder

Canistor and Nikki Boosted rap music

Daniel, Sage, lumi, and Carey danced until they fell asleep and then last of all Ash and Trish made out together in the bathroom.

Oh my god and I swear the bathroom it's like someone had diarrhea without the poop 😖

ANYWAYS

I danced and did some karaoke while Calistor was being a depressed ass sitting on the couch and my cat instinct ran in and I threw him off the couch and danced with him

Now all of them think we are dating ughhhhhhhh

(I would never date someone who drools in there sleep- oh wait that's me shi-)

Zela and Nikki Rapped a lot and roasted each other and painted on the walls (calistor hated that Heheheh) and everyone left at midnight. Who knew people in their twenties partied so much.

When I was in my cat form I just slept the whole time now I know how it's like.
To be honest I don't like it but I like when we all chill out and play games like Mario Party and Just dance.