When I woke up I cried because I had no breakfast HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE THAT SKINNY EAT ALL THE STUFF IN THE PANTRY
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"CALISTOR YOU ASS" I screamed "What" he said rubbing his eyes as he just woke up "YOU ATE ALL THE FUCKING FOOD." I said "no Nikki stole it all dumbass I'm going to target. Come with me" he said "And you'll be in a world of-" I said before that selfish ass INTERRUPTED ME 😔😭😭🤬🤬 "I'm hungover please can we not" he said has he opened the door. I rolled my eyes and then went into the car
"Can I drive? Your hungover" I asked "Uhhh" he thought "yeah whatever"
HE DOESN'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE A DIVERS LICENSES YIPPEE
I use his keys start up the car and then drive. We hit into 5 garbage cans 🚮 8 traffic cones 🚧 And 1 target store.
Thank goodness his car isn't damaged. Only his light broke hehe
Then I went into target growled 🐺 saying "HEY PALMKNEE 🌴" "YEAST GUMMIGAO?🍞"
And then we got escorted out because I hacked the speakers and played shreksophone
A/N 🥰😍🤩😘😍😘🥰: sorry this is short I'll make more in the car bbs 🥰🥰😍😍😇😇🤭🤭🤭
