Name~Selina Smith. Age~28. Height~5\6. Earth Dimension C-137.
Best friends~Rick, Morty, Summer, BirdPerson, Squashy, and Mr. PoopyButthole. Selina reaches up to Rick's shoulder, and she weighs 150 lb. Family~Rick Sanchez (Father-in-law and Boyfriend...
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"Cynthia..."
"Oh my God. No, No." Jerry said, gripping the chair arm. "I told you." Summer grinned widely. "Hold on." Beth said with excitement in her voice. "Will you please not marry me, I choose Veronica." Both Jerry and Beth cheered while Summer looked annoyed at the decision. "Well, if it's any consolation, Summer." Rick shrugged before I cut him off, "None of it mattered and the entire show was stupid." I grinned cheekily, causing Rick to chuckle in response.
"Okay, I've got a idea, Rick." Jerry proposed. "You show us your concept of good TV, and we'll crap all over that." He finished with a smirk, not fully expecting Rick to show anything interesting. Rick stood up with no hesitation, causing me to slide off his lap. "Thought you'd never ask." He grinned widely as he grabbed the TV Box before dropping on the ground, causing everyone to grunt in frustration except me.
"Oh cool. Is that crystallized xanthanite?" Morty looked over at me, smiling excitedly. "It conducts electrons across dimensions."
"20% accurate as usual Morty." Rick snapped as he snatched the remote from Morty's hands. Morty looked upset as he walked over to sit beside me. "Don't worry, Morty. You'll always be my little genius." I whispered, causing Morty to smile.
"The important thing being, I've upgraded our cable package with programing from every conceivable reality." Rick placed the box back on the stand before smiling proudly.
"Wait, does that mean we get showtime extreme?" Jerry asked hopefully.
"How about showtime extreme in a world where man evolved from corn?" Rick asked as he kept changing channels until he landed on a universe where Jerry is famous. "Wait!" Jerry shouted but Rick ignored him as he kept changing channels, landing on a teddy bear producing spiderwebs.
"What the hell!" I exclaimed, covering my mouth. "I agree sweetcheeks, where is this going?" Rick asked as he stared at the tv for a moment. "No, the other thing, go back!" Jerry shouted, as he stood up. Rick groaned in frustration but agreed, changing the channel about a guy eating feces. "Oh gross." I grimace, covering my face with my hands, not wanting to see the disturbing image.
"Alright, Jerry. When you're right, you're right. Now, I'm hooked." Rick grinned at the Tv, before heading back over to the couch, only to find me in his seat. "Up you go, babe." Rick smirked as he picked me up, before sitting down on the couch with me in his lap. "Mmm, you are so dreamy." I giggled, causing Rick to kiss my cheek. We both laughed before turning back to the TV.
"Coming up next on, Shmloo's the Shmloss, Shmlony has a nightmare!"
"Shmlantha! Shmlona!"
"Amazing, a dimension where all the proper nouns begin with "Shmla." Rick makes a funny face, causing me to laugh loudly.
