"You're mine"
"Nuh uh, I told you to cut that shit out or I'll take you out kung fu panda style"
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Mafia Shubman x ishan kishan
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Hi y'all, I'm here with a new one
Swagat nai karoge humara?
As much as Ishan longed for a night full of sleep without disturbances, his 3 month old nephew, who he lovingly called 'Pingu', started wailing like it's the end of this world.
And this time, the same thing happened. Ishan woke up the moment he heard Pingu shifting uncomfortably in his place.
He turned on the night lamp and Looked at the 'sperm pet' annoyingly, he picked him up
"Aacha paaji, tussi theek ho?" He asked in a soft voice.
He checked the diaper and other stuff, he was fine.
But the 'crotch experiment' looked at him with such a stare, that he had to stop with his inspection.
"Why you looking at me like that dawg? Aise dekh raha hai ki jaise I woke you up."
He said putting a firm hand Pingu's tummy
And immediately, Pingu calmed down a bit.
"Aacha so that's the problem"
He picked him up and started patting Pingu on his stomach at a firm pace. And soon, he fell asleep
Ishan now looked at himself.
He kinda stuck
And he ain't sleepy anymore
What should he do
It's been a few days since he fed his audience hasn't it?
He picked up his laptop, and opened a desktop file labelled
'Danav Darshan'
(A fire name for a true crime podcast playlist if you ask me personally)
And scrolled to the bottom of a long ass list.
"Ajj ye karte hai-" and he picked up a case. And within a few moments, took his Pingu in his arms, rocking him and simultaneously recording a podcast
(Think of any true crime podcast you love and replace the voice with Ishan's deep one but I'll take 'reign bots podcast')
"In 1982, on the night of 30th December, right between Christmas and New years Eve, a little girl named Katie beers was born------"
And after almost 20 minutes of continuous speaking and almost finishing with the speaking part of his work, his nephew stirred and he froze. Pausing the recording he looked at him
The guy opened his big eyes and looked at him for a second
Ishan smiled at him
"Jo bhi hai, ye cute to hai-"
"Wahhhhhhhhhh"
"Nvm, kutreya hai tu"
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