marry you- bruno mars
they say it's a cliché, getting married to stranger in the city of mistaken marriages-Las vegas
well this cliché had a miserable twist to it...
here was jisoo downing her third shot of tequila—clearly wasted—drinking and entire bottle of vodka just 15 minutes ago
she was not wallowing over a break up neither was someone dead-rest in peace her dead cat who committed suicide a year ago—jisoo was sitting here at the bar in a random city which she had no idea of she just wanted a break from her unlucky depressive life that led her to Las vegas—unknowingly as she took the first flight that was available and left her house
today jisoo kim was celebrating her 29th birthday-she didn't forgot it is in 5 days but she wanted the free bottle of vodka when she overheard the bartender saying it to one of the waiter—never say no to free stuff never
downing her fourth shot she yelled on top of her lungs "I want to marry someone, I'll give you a lollipop if you marry" she bowed "this work of art"
a pair of brown eyes looked at her and when she looked at that beautiful face she could see the lady in front of her was as much wasted as her, her cheeks were so- "hey you keep it down" a guy in a black shirt said, there goes her kdrama moment she wanted to interpret-"tsk god really hates me", jisoo thought to herself
"It's a bar sir its already LOUD" she said as she screamed the last word to which the bartender just frowned and jisoo diverted her attention to the lady in front of her wanting to have a kdrama moment—well sucks to disappoint but the mandu cheeks lady puked on her shirt as jisoo's endearing smile was changed to the expression of disgust
"I'm sorry, let me undress you- I mean help you get out of it- ugh HELP YOU WITH THAT" the lady yelled the last bit and smiled sheepishly pulling her towards the washroom
why was jisoo calling mandu cheeks a lady? she doesn't know as she has an ass younger than jisoo's spinal cord-wait that made no sense—well neither does jisoo so what's the difference? none
"I'm jen-jennie" mandu cheeks said unbuttoning jisoo's shirt to which jisoo smiled and said "hi jen-jennie, im jichu" jisoo said as jen-jennie removed her shirt and dropped in the trash can
well there goes her $6 shirt...
"It's just Jennie you dumb dumb" Jennie said as she leaned into jisoo wanting to kiss her but jisoo backed away and held six fingers up asking
"how many fingers are these"
"sex" Jennie said pouting at jichu's childlessness
"no you're drunk" jisoo said pointing her index finger at her
Jennie grasped jisoo's index finger by curling hers into her and said, "I'm not"
"I just want to get married" jisoo groaned resting her chin on jennie's shoulder completely ignoring their close proximity and ignoring jennie's answer
"why do you want to get married?" Jennie said removing her jacket and putting on around jisoo as the girl was still standing there in her bra cause of her puking on her
"I want to feel happy once and Google said I can be happy if I get married, I want to try it for my sake" jisoo said holding onto mandu cheeks waist—she forgot her name so she's mandu cheeks from now on
"Google is lyi-" Jennie was interuppted as jisoo started yelling lalalalala
la Lisa love me la Lisa love me
