TONY:
mr. stark😏💦 : yoyoyoi
you : hi tony, is something wrong? you barely text me.
mr. stark😏💦 : sTopj gliirTiNg withj me!!!$$$$ i jave a girlftiend,,,,,???
you : which is me........ you drunk?
mr. stark😏💦 : go away yiou (Y/N)'s cloniNG freAkL!!!! gOooooosh???!!!! are yoi a ghosty?!!!! am i trexting witg a fhost??!
mr. stark😏💦 : heyyyyyy hhost????? wjy dont u anzwre me!&@
you : hey, i'm in the car outside the bar, can you walk or you want me to drag you?
you : nevermind, i'll come in a sec. DONT YOU MOVE.
mr. stark😏💦 : eWW,,,,? you'rw so bossyy.... u siund likew Y/N.
STEVE: screw the super serum thing ok
capsicle🙊 : mabslsnies
capsicle🙊 : ldnjdjdjsis!!$:&:&:$???!!
capsicle🙊 : 0282$$$:):):$:@peodh
you : shut up, i'm in the middle of a meeting with my boss
capsicle🙊 : nAzi iz hereeeewwwwww'!!!,,,
capsicle🙊 : theyr gut me Y/N,,,,,,,
capsicle🙊 : i"m dEawd???!
you : what the hell
capsicle🙊 : tHony is soi hott tday????!))))))
you : WHAT DID I TELL YOU THIS MORNING
you : DONT GO TO TONY'S STUPID PARTY YOU'LL GET DRUNK
you : LOOK AT YOU. YOU PATHETIC.
capsicle🙊 : stap yewlling at me grandma,,,
you : I'M ON MY WAY
you : YOU HAPPY????
you : STAY, DONT GO ANYWHERE
you : TELL TONY THAT HE IS SO DEAD
capsicle🙊 : OK,, wgatever??? Y/N hitLEr..////
CLINT:
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : pew pew
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : pew pew
you : wtf
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : goo zhake your ass brucieee)))))$$$!!
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : bow&arrOOw r baE!!!?????,,,,
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : Y/N suxcks,,,,,,???
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : YOI HEAR MEY???????
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : Y/N DUCKS!!!&999
you : ok??? whatever you're drunk.
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : qhoaaaaa
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : how D1d yuo Hnow!!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$
you : you wanna go home? i'm wearing the bra that you like right now.
hotshot🔥🔥🔥 : oN my WAYyj with mjoiylnir in my ghand???777!!
THOR:
AStarkSHOLE : y/n
AStarkSHOLE : y/n
AStarkSHOLE : y/n
you : what's up stark??
AStarkSHOLE : your boyfriend is drunk.
AStarkSHOLE : come here asap
you : not funny tony
you : is this one of your prank?? so i'll go to your party?
you : sorry, tony. i'm busy.
AStarkSHOLE : NO!!! for the love of god i'm telling you the truth!!
you : prove it then. tell thor to call me
AStarkSHOLE : THAT'S THE PROBLEM. he just smashed his phone with his mighty hammer!!! come asap, y/n. the party is over!!! it was a disaster!!!
AStarkSHOLE : only the avengers are here!!! he tried to kiss steve!!! twice!!!
