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So i guess this is not cancelled anymore, just getting a remake....yipee

This time, cheesy's pov 😈

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I was hanging out in my room, i think Oj said something about us getting new roommates, i really wish my new roommate is someone better than Uinyang, not that Yin and Yang are bad people, but i just don't get along with most of the people on this hotel, none of them understand my humour!

That's when Yinyang entered our room, i didn't even notice they weren't here! Im gonna try and make a pun to see if they laugh or not —hey Yinyang!— i said to get their attention ,they turned their head to where i was and as soon as they saw that i had that notebook where i would write my puns they knew what was coming —okay okay, listen, yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!— i said, i expected the usual things, like that it was unfunny, that i was trying too hard and everything, i thought that i was gonna get another one of those comments until i heard it, Yinyang, laughing at my pun —i-it's so freaking bad that i love it!!— Yinyang said while laughing, it has been a while since i made someone laugh like that so i just kept throwing puns and i've never heard Yinyang laugh louder

After Yinyang finally calmed themselves after laughing so much they looked at me, there were some tears in their eyes from how much they laughed —hey, Yinyang....i-it's been a while since anyone laughed at my puns...thank you...— i said, i felt as if i was going to cry, it was like if Yinyang's laugh just gave me a bit more hope that i could actually be a comedian

yeah, well, i-it wasn't really that funny! I actually found it quite funny! Shut up yin!— Yin and Yang started arguing like always, i sighed, looks like i might have made another friend! Anyways i looked through the window just to see that it was already dark, we will probably have dinner soon

In the meantime i started to think of more puns i could do in my next comedy show, i honestly lost track of time, i think that probably 20 minutes had passed because i heard Oj's voice calling us to go eat dinner, i left my notebook on top of my bed and started going downstairs, i thought of maybe using the elevator but it was obviously out of service because Oj doesn't have the time to call someone to come and repair it.

I just went to the table and took a seat, it looked like today dinner was pasta, but there was nothing really special of today, just the usual, Salt and Pepper gossiping, Tissues sneezing every 10 seconds, Yinyang trying to choose between drinking water or doctor fizz, Trophy being a jerk, the Cherries speaking to eachother and that Pickle guy wasn't even on the table! He was just playing videogames all day while laying on the couch!

Paper had started giving everyone their plate and everyone started eating, Salt was praising the food because Oj was the one who cooked it

Personally, i didn't like when Oj cooked, he always made food too salty, Paper was better than him at cooking, and like everytime that Oj cooks, the food was salty, but i was hungry, so i didn't say anything about it

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But Trophy did say something about it —hey, Oj, this tastes like shit— Trophy said, clearly disgusted with his food while pointing at it —EXCUSE YOU?! BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE MADE BY MY POOKIE, OJ, AND IF U DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HIS COOKING I WILL SHOVE YOUR LIKE OPINION SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT LIKE EVER AGAIN!!!— Salt started screaming at Trophy for insulting Oj's cooking, i was trying so hard not to laugh because this whole situation was so funny, Oj looked like he was done with having to deal with Salt while Pepper was just trying to calm down her bestie —Salty-salt! Look, everything's okay! Trophy didn't really mean it, he was just joking heh!— Pepper was trying to make Salt less angry —Nah, i did mean it, Oj's cooking tastes like shit and i don't fell bad about saying it.— Trophy said with a smirk on his face —THAT'S IT!— Salt said before just jumping above the table to the other side and started choking Trophy —YOU'LL LIKE REGRET SAYING THAT ABOUT OJ'S COOKING— Pepper and Oj were just trying to get her to stop, meanwhile me and Yinyang couldn't hold our laughter anymore so we just bursted out laughing

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