In this version of Warrior Cats, the cats know the name of the months and different festivals. By the way... IT'S 2024!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! This book was started on the 1st of January, 2024. :)
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Jayfeather: 🎼JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY🎼
Alderheart: Jayfeather...?
Jayfeather: Oh my goodness! Alderheart, did you not know that it. Is. Christmas???
Alderheart: Uh, I thought it was New Year?
Jayfeather: Ooooh, yeah! It's the first of January! I totally forgot. Woo-Hoo!
Alderheart: Oh-Kay... Wait here, will you?
Jayfeather: Hmmm? Sure! Where are you—
Alderheart runs out of Medicine Den
Jayfeather: Oh well then.
~Outside Medicine Den~
Alderheart bumps into Lilyheart
Lilyheart jumps back in surprise
Lilyheart: Alderheart! I was just delivering this sparrow to your den!
Alderheart: No... time... need...find...Squirrelstar. Jayfeather...insane...
Lilyheart: Uh, what?
Alderheart speeds towards Leader's Den
Squirrelstar: Yo, Alderheart! Happy New—
Alderheart: SQUIRRELSTARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAYFEATHER INSANE HELP!!!!!!!
Bramblestar: Wait what?
The three of them run back to Medicine Den
Jayfeather: Down the hills we goooo
Kissin' on a sleigh
Down the hills we goooo
Kissin' all the way...
Jayfeather grabs stick and starts kissing it
Jayfeather: Mwah mwah mwah mwah
Bramblestar: That's not even how you sing Jingle Bells.
Squirrelstar does cat version of slapping Bramblestar
Bramblestar: Ow. Ow ow ow ow.
Jayfeather: I love you stick.
Alderheart faints with paw over forehead
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I kinda do like this Jayfeather. Happy New Year, everyone!
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Random What-Ifs
RandomYou read the title:) Random what ifs, such as what if Percy Jackson decided to accept Zeus's gift of being immortal. Enjoy! (Disclaimer: All characters that were not invented by me belong to the authors who created them.)
