Soukoku are what and have a what now?!

Chapter 1

(This is a relationship reveal.)

The agency and mafia are on a truce now because (for the sake of this fanfic) both the organizations admire and care for their city, Yokohama. And it was well known in Yokohama, that Dazai and Chuuya are 'sworn-enemies and rivals'. Or that's what the ADA, followed by the infamous black lizard duo, Higuchi and her superior Akutagawa thought.

Well some people weren't so clueless, of course. It was to be expected in one way or another. Why is it still shocking? Because they aren't dating and broke up!! (I swear there's no angst- just read the rest or use some braincells and you'll know <33)

So, they were currently at a meeting in one of the Port Mafia's awfully large meeting place. Why? Because the whole ADA, PM boss and the executives + emo boy, sibling who won the eyebrow genes, please-notice-me-senpai and traitor were there. 

Dazai Osamu, an ADA member who still surprisingly has his job even when he doesn't do any work was late to the meeting. I mean, when is he punctual?

But no, the case this time is different, you see! So in short: Mission, got hurt, had to stay home in bed rest, very worried and caring chibi! 

Chuuya quickly turned his head towards the door opening. He knew it was his mackerel, who else would it be? Surprisingly (Not-so-surprisingly to the older PM members since they've dealt with them too much) Chuuya had an.. worried expression? Sure he tried to keep his voice and face normal, this was a meeting. But the worry and care in his eyes was visible. 

"You're supposed to be at bed rest, and now you decide to show up to this damn meeting  instead shitty Dazai?!" Chuuya asks, cursing at his partner.

"I've had enough bed rest, healing and dealing with an adorable chibi, I can walk and move on my own properly. And that's what you say to your husband! How mean of you :(" Dazai dramatically replies, no surprise. 

"Shut up, have you at least locked the door properly?" Chuu-ya asks.

"Of course! A chibi like you worrying so much won't make you grow any taller~" Dazai teases.

"Stop bringing my height into everything, dammit!" Chuuya says, with a hint of annoyance but in reality he's dealt with his husband for too long and is used to it. Dazai's probably the only one who can insult his height and get away.

Before Dazai could reply, a very shocked Kunikida interrupts him. "What is the meaning of this, Dazai?!!" 

That's when Soukoku finally snap out of their own world, and realize the people around them. Atsushi fainted from shock, suddenly woke up after hearing Kunikida's voice and is trembling in shock not knowing wtf to say. Higuchi and Tachihara were shocked too, the shock visible on their faces. Aku was also shocked, but didn't show it like the eyebrowless emo boy he is. Maybe if he had eyebrows, the shock would be a bit visible hm.. Anyways!

Gin and Yosano already had an idea about it. Ranpo, of course knew. The elders were talking between themselves (ADA+PM boss and Koyou!). Ranpo and Yosano talked between themselves along with Elise who somehow got popcorn and was sharing it with them. 

"What do you mean?" Dazai asks, with a very innocent (demonic) smile and expression. 

"Dazai-san called the port mafia executive his husband a-and-" Sushi boy exclaims, with a very shocked and fearful expression before fainting again. Poor sushi.

"Yes, aren't you guys supposed to be rivals!" Tachihara finally decides to talk.

"True but, curse my taste in men, I'm unfortunately married to this bastard right here." Chuuya decides to give a proper answer, unlike his drama queen of a husband. 

"'Unfortunately'?! Chuuya, that's no way to treat your dear husband!" Dazai Osameme puts a hand on his heart, pretending to be hurt.

"But the real thing is, why weren't we invited to the wedding?!" Yosano asks.

"We didn't know you back then Yosano-sensei" Dazai answers, for once. 

"To say, how long have you guys been even married for?" Tachihara asks. Well it was more of Gin's question, and Tachihara asked her question out loud for her.

"We got married at 18, a day before he left. So, four years by now." Chuuya answers again, with a soft look in his eyes- remembering that day.

"You guys should remarry and invite us. Make sure to have plenty of sweets at the wedding!" Ranpo suggests. Because weddings=free food.

"That's actually such a good idea! Ne, Chuuya, what do you think?~" Dazai asks.

Honestly, he just had to look at Chuuya to know his answer. And while they had a conversation by just looking at each other bc nothing's impossible when it comes to Soukoku reading each other, Yosano talks. Honestly, none of them really wanted to see Soukoku have a full conversation without talking and be thirdwheels.

"So, Dazai how's your wound now? I really wish I could treat it.." Yosano says with a sadistic smile at the last part.

"My wound has healed a lot actually!" Dazai replies, ignoring the last part of Yosano's sentence.

"You guys live together right? We could host parties or play!" Elise suggests while happily munching on her popcorn. "You guys haven't even shown the wedding rings." She adds.

"Oh yes! How could I forget that~" The ex mafioso replies. He took off the ring attached to his necklace and put it on his hand, meanwhile Chuuya took one of his gloves off. They put their hands together in sync. The rings where black, bc double black yk.

The bosses of both organization and the pretty executive decided it was enough by now and had the meeting resume.

Obviously, they didn't want to witness Soukoku being Soukoku, disgustingly adorable and arguing like always. 

Kunikida gave Dazai a scolding like the mom he is. Atsushi recovered somehow and has learnt to not question stuff so he didn't. Akutagawa congratulated his ex-mentor and executive for their wedding, and they thanked him for it (Chuuya made Dazai thank him). So, the infamous black lizard duo and guchi did the same. 

Any of you wondering: "Where's the Tanizaki siblings!" they obv are not here for the sake of this fanfic. Their siblingship is questionable.

Dazai's fine now y'all, he has a chibi housewife to look after him after all.

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Thank you so much for reading if you made it this far!!!

Any of you wondering: "Where's the Tanizaki siblings!" they obv are not here for the sake of this fanfic. Their siblingship is questionable.

Dazai's fine now y'all, he has a chibi housewife to look after him after all.