Soukoku are what and have a what now?!

Chapter 4

Time for the kid reveal! And for the people wondering who had to clean up after the baby after..

FLASHBACK

The baby started crying harder and the smell was.. horrible. Knowing Dazai won't do shit, and someone had to do something fast, Chuuya had to change the baby. 

But first, of course he dragged Dazai by the ear to the bedroom where they placed the changing mat. 

They googled how to do it properly, and when he opened the diaper it.. The smell was absolutely horrible and the sight was worse. 

But of course, kids are needy creatures especially babies who need a lot of care and they have to deal with it from now on. 

The fact that, neither of them truly ever had a family and to raise a family of their own, giving their kids the affection they never got seemed like a dream.

So, even if it meant dealing with the hard parts of raising the baby, they knew it was going to be worth it. 

They both kept that in mind.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Dad!! Is this where you work??" The 7 year old exclaimed in excitement as they got in the elevator.

"Yep! But calm down first, Saku." Dazai replied.  The child was named Saku, after a very close friend of the child's parent. 

At the agency...

"That bastard Dazai is late again!" Kunikida yells, checking the clock furiously when there was a sudden sound of the door opening. Kunikida turned around, already knowing who it is and ready to smack him in the head "DAZAI! YOU'RE LATE AGAI-" but something caught his and the rest of the agency's eyes.

Ranpoe was calm, munching on chips as he already expected this. Atsushi screamed "DAZAI-SAN?! IS THAT A CHILD WITH YOU?! WHAT-" Atsushi's scream caught Tanizaki, Naomi and Kyouka's interest- along with Yosano, who walked out of her erm... what's it called again? I forgot, I'm not a medic- That one room for patients and her... special treatment.

"DAZAI-SAN, DID YOU KIDNAP A CHILD?!" Atsushi screamed more, and Kunikida yelled as well "Dazai, why is a child with you?"

"Atsushi-kun, I'd never kidnap a child! And hey guys, it's my kid Saku! Saku, say hi." Dazai casually replies grinning, as if he didn't suddenly announce that he has a kid.

"Um... Dazai-san, who did you have the child with?.." Tanizaki asked, with a shocked and weirded out expression on his face.

Kunikida was speechless, and Atsushi couldn't believe it either- (poor sushi) 'Did Dazai-san really have um... the bird and the bees with someone?! And the kid must be around 7 or 8... so he kept it a secret for a long time?!' Atsushi thought.

"Hi everyone!! My name is Saku Nakahara-Dazai" The adorable 7 year old says, smiling and waving at everyone. "Na- Nakahara?! As in, executive Chuuya Nakahara?!" Kunikida yelled.

"Yeah! Do you guys know about my papa as well?" Saku tilts his head innocently.

"Okay we know you guys are together and all but- HOW?! WHEN?!" Atsushi screams. The poor boy was terrified.

Yosano wasn't that surprised, already heard that from her wife, Kouyou. "Is there any new news?" She asks in a 'seriously? that's old news' tone.

"Yosano-san, you knew?!" Atsushi was even more surprised if it was possible.

"Yeah, my wife Koyou told me when he was born and I mostly did check-ups on the kid, not with my ability though." She shrugs

Kunikida was about to faint. "DAZAI NOW HAS A KID WITH NAKAHARA, RANPO-SAN IS WITH POE, THE WERETIGER IS SLEEPING WITH AKUTAGAWA AND NOW DOCTOR YOSANO IS WITH THE EXECUTIVE KOYOU?! WHY IS EVERYONE SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY-" Kunikida yells and faints.

"Hi auntie!" Saku says, running to hug her.

"My favourite nephew!" Yosano hugs him back.

"Your only nephew actually." Dazai reminds. 

"Shut up, Dazai." Yosano shuts him off and brings her attention back to Saku.

"Saku! How have you been?" Yosano asked.

"I've been good! I also won the race at school and papa bought me a toy car after that, which is why I'm more happy!" Saku was really happy about that.

"Really? I heard. Good job!" Yosano says.

HERES A SUMMARY OF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT AHAHAHAH IM GOING INSANE 

After Yosano and Saku's aunt-nephew reunion (despite it had just been a week they'd last seen each other), Saku was introduced to the other agency members. Ranpoe surprisingly shared his snacks with the kid. Naomi was excited and tried to dress him up, although Saku only agreed to try out props. Either way, it made her satisfied. He talked to Kenji, the two sharing the same innocence and optimism, got along well enough. Saku talked a bit to Kyouka and Tanizaki. After Atsushi recovered from his shock, he was introduced properly to the kid- (poor sushi will have to babysit a bunch of times in the future, which he doesn't know yet)

Although he hasn't said it to anyone- Saku's fav aunt? Koyou and Yosano (he couldn't choose). 
Fav uncle? Ranpo obv
Fav granpa? Fukuzawa 
Fav parent? Now about that... I'll leave it up to your imaginations.

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I just saw I had the first part in draft since a few months ago- And decided to finish it at least, even if it was rushed and utter trash.