The lord of the Internet Graveyard has been feeling unwell for the past few days. He has been vomiting out roses, perhaps google knows how to cure this.
Soon enough, he was cured. But his frien- other meme guardian was.. Unwell.
This isn't inspire...
"Do you provide food for eggdog?" Smg3 asked, smg4 replied with "Yeah, we do. Umm dog food?". "Good enough." smg3 said.
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They finally arrived at the castle after a 3 minute walk.. Upon entering, everyone was sitting in a circle formation at the centre of the castle arguing about what game to play. "Lets play rock simulator!" "No duck simulator" "what about pokemon?" "Lets just play the guitar!" "MARIO WANTS THE ALLIGATOR GAME!" "Lets settle this like civilised people with a vote." "MONOPOLY". "EVERYONE! LISTEN TO MEGGY! LETS SETTLE THIS WITH A VOTE!" Smg4 screamed at the top of his lungs.
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After a long time of what felt like hours of picking a game, they finally picked one. TRUTH OR DARE! "This game is so boring why can't we play something else?! (what if someone asks what's in my notebook)" smg3 groaned. "Don't be a baby 3 let's play!" Meggy exclaimed, "Your name is Meggy Spletzer, Sounds like a 7 year old who really likes the word splat named you" Smg3 said. "I feel insulted." Meggy replied.
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Mario is going first. "Smg3, truth or dare." "Dude seriously? (What if he asks about my notebook, I'll go with the safer option.) Dare." Smg3 Replied. "Show me your notebook!" Mario said with a grin. Smg3 then pulled out a bomb from his pocket along with a lighter, "I saw this coming, so I prepared!" He laughed. Smg3 attempted to light the bomb but Smg4 and Meggy tackled him. Smg3 blushed for a short bit before saying "GOD DAMNIT!". "DONT BOMB MY CASTLE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS COSTED?! WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE BOMBS IN YOUR POCKET?! " Smg4 said in a loud and aggressive tone. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIVEEEE!" Smg3 shouted as he ran away but was tripped by Mario. "F--K YOU" Smg3 said, "IT WAS A DARE SHOW ME YOUR NOTEBOOK!!!" Mario shouted. They fought for an hour before Meggy broke up the fight.
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Smg4 brought Smg3 to his room. "If you attempt to blow up my castle again I will not hesitate to leak your Internet history." Smg4 threatened smg3. "Fine!(God I hate Mario.)" Smg3 said. "Lets, hmm.. Practice our meme powers! Good idea?" Smg4 suggested. "I dont know anything else we would do anyway." Smg3 agreed.
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After a few hours of meme power practice. "Eughhh, I wanna sleep" Smg3 groaned. "Dude it has barely been that long." Smg4 replied, "I'M TIRED" Smg3 shouted.
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"Wheres your bathroom? Other than the one jub jub built.. (please tell me you have another one)" Smg3 asked, "Yep! Right that way!" Smg4 answered.
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Smg3 proceeded to go to the bathroom. (who the hell keeps a photo of themselves in a bathroom? He does look fine in that photo, what the hell am I thinking?! I'll just take a piss and get the hell out of here.) smg3 thought to himself.
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Once he exited the bathroom he returned to smg4s room and sat on the floor. "I can literally fall asleep right now" smg3 complained, "Dude, did you even sleep last night" Smg4 replied. "I DID!" Smg3 shouted.
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That's the end of this chapter, yay! I love smg34 I can't wait for Jan 13th for the next episode to release. They better give us more smg34 content or else AAA
