I.M.P meeting

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[The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]

Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.

[Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.]

Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?

[He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.]

Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.

[Zion walks in to the room]

(A/N: When I'm around in the book it is going to be in my POV)

Zion's POV: Sorry I'm late. I said Sit down, Zion. Blitz said to me Sitting. I said to him

*wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Anyways.....Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide? Blitz said

then Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs and everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, me and Blitzo eating popcorn Ahh, those were the good times. Blitz said I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches. Moxxie said I found out his name from Millie How did you expect I found out about I.M.P??? I asked Moxxie being very sarcastic Moxxie didn't answer me Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' (Censored) Blitz said People love musicals, sir. Millie said Very true. I said Exactly, Millie and Zion! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did??? Blitz said to Moxxie Sir-- Moxxie said but gets cut off 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's (Censored) talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside. Blitz said Oh that is so sad. Moxxie, you better not be trying to crush him dreams. I said Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie??? Millie asked Moxxie I-- What??? Moxxie asked her *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you. Millie said [She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.] I can't believe you, Moxxie!!!!! After I made you employee of the month! Blitz exclaimed [Blitzo says as he tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.] What a bad picture. I said *defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!!!!! Moxxie exclaimed Well, I liked it/I liked it. Millie and me said in unison Do not-- *points at Millie* Do not agree with him in front of me! Moxxie said to Millie Don't tell her what to do. She can like what she wants to like. I said

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