Meeting Moxxie and Millie's ex boyfriend

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Zion's POV: I was at the meeting room in IMP with Moxxie and Loona and me and Loona were on our phones before Moxxie started speaking

Third person's POV: Moxxie: *softly claps twice* You know, I checked the scale today. *inhales* And it said I lost two pounds this week.

Zion: Just two??? Thought you would lose more.

[Loona looks at Zion before snickering and then looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.]

Moxxie: I. am not. FAT!!!!!!!!

[Cut to the front door kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.]

Millie: *mumbling angrily* Ooh! Such a (Censored) (Censored)! That little (Censored). I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his (Censored)' little thing!!!!!!!!

[Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed.]

Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay???

[Millie hisses back at Moxxie in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.]

Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex. *tail twitches*

Moxxie: Oh! Oh...

Millie: *retracts knife* He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger (Censored)".

Zion: Ew.

Moxxie: Wait, what?

Millie: *raises voice* Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—

[Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitzo enters the room on his phone shortly after.]

Blitzo: What the (Censored) is all this noise? I got a client!

Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—

[He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits.]

Moxxie: What is this?

Blitzo: Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? Alphabetize them.

Zion: That ain't research for science. Blitz, do we need to have a talk???

Blitzo: No. I'm fine. [He walks back into his office.] (The phone call): Blitzo: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?

[Cut to the inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.]

Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.

Blitzo: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.

Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. *smokes cigar* It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth (through the phone) your time.

Blitzo: Ooh, how ominous. *chuckles* Fine, whatever, what's the address?

Client: Transportation has already (through the phone) been taken care of. (The phone call is over) [Blitzo peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office Moxxie and Millie are in to find the helicopter before the main window.]

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