PART 1
The local park. A place where teenage boys apparently come to play frisbee. No, wait, sorry, that's just my brother and our friends. For some reason, instead of bringing a football like normal teenagers would, my brother insisted on taking an actual frisbee.
"You lot are so gay. Why aren't we playing football?" Jay asked. My thoughts exactly. Although, I was doing the sensible thing and was sat on a picnic blanket doing sociology homework due later in the week.
"Chasing men around a field with your top off, what's more gay than that?" Will replied.
"Probably you." I said, without looking up from my textbook.
"Brilliant. Anyway, we're playing frisbee because girls can join in. Trust me, girls love this." Will explained his motives behind the frisbee.
"What a liar! Your sister, who I'm pretty sure is a girl, by the way, has already shown us how she'd rather sit there and do literal homework than play frisbee." Simon pointed out, "Anyway, you're just scared to play football incase Donovan joins in and breaks your legs!"
"That's not true..." Will lied.
"Oh. My god. Check out the jugasaurus rex!" Neil exclaimed, pointing at a girl in a bright blue top that was walking past us.
"Shit! And it's Carli, Si you should ask them to join in with the game of frisbee!" I joked, putting the lid on my pen and sitting up to watch whatever shitshow was about to go down.
"This is perfect. Watch this. CARLI! CATCH!" My brother threw the frisbee towards Carli, but his terrible aim meant that it hit some poor disabled girl in the face. Neil and Jay took off, before Will went over to apologise and claim his frisbee back.
Simon took one look at Will trying to apologise to them, and came and sat down next to me.
"Have you actually finished the homework or was it just an excuse to not play frisbee?" He picked up my textbook and flipped to the worksheet I was using.
"It started as an excuse, but I have actually finished it for once." I said proudly, pointing at the finished homework sheet.
"Oh sweet! I'm taking it home to copy later. I'll give it back to you tomorrow?" Without even asking, he shoved my entire textbook (with my homework sandwiched somewhere in the middle of it), in his bag, before looking up at Will.
"Oh shit, he's being chased by Donovan. We should probably follow them." I stood up, stuffed the picnic blanket into my bag, and we started walking towards the exit of the park Will was sprinting towards.
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We found Jay and Neil sat on the curb by the alleyway which was the way into the park. Will looked absolutely knackered.
"You alright Will?" I asked, punching my brother in the arm.
"Not really, I've lost a perfectly good frisbee aero b pro." My brother stated, as if any of us cared.
"Is the gayest sentence ever." Simon piped in.
"Well, that's it anyway. We can't bunk off tomorrow now, cuz it's bad karma, innit, for hitting the girl in the wheelchair, it could be a sign!" Neil informed us.
"What, a sign that you've shit your pants?" Jay rolled his eyes at Neil.
"Alright, well I'll see you tomorrow. I'm heading home. You coming Ash?" Will looked at me expectedly.
"Yes. Fine. Someone's got to make sure Donavan doesn't follow you home to kick the shit out of you." I said, rolling my eyes.
"What, you lot going to wank over your Mum's bras?" Jay joked.
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