Gotham's Little Angel and Demon

8.

As we drove up to Wayne Manor, the only one surprised was Mari.

"Jinni, how come you're not surprised?"

"Cause this dumbass sent me pictures, duh!"

Mari nodded her head. We got off, knowing that Dick and Tim were looking out the window. I think when I took the helmet off, they were shocked.

We knocked on the door. Alfred answered. Recognition sparked in his eyes.

"Bug."

"Peacock."

"Miss Jinni."

"Alfred." I inclined my head.

"Why's Alfred calling Pixie Pop bug?"

"She'll spill when she wants to duh Jay-Jay." I whacked his head.

"What is Demon Spawn doing?" Dick yelled running out.

"So you're the one." I stated, "who touched my sister's barrette and found the song."

"So you're Jinni."

"Dick." I smirked. "Oh I'll have fun with this."

"Also. Um. Other news. I'll spill. When Batman whatever his name comes home."

"I call him B." Jay whacked my hand.

"So I can call him B too."

"No adopting."

"Sounds good!" I smacked Damian on the head too.

"OW What the heck was that for? You didn't smack Mari!"

"Because I'd never smack her. I smack Mari, I'm going to be 6 ft under."

Dick looked terrified. "Yeah Dick." Mari sassed.

"I'm blasting. Let's party bitch. I am home." I whipped.

I began to play Back in Black by AC/DC.

"Same taste bitch!"

"Jay still smokes?" I threw Jay a pack.

"Master Jason, smoke outside!" Alfred reproached him.

"Sure Alfred." Jay tossed the pack in his back pocket.

"Mari, still got the shades? Want to go steal the tires from Batman's Batmobile and sell em on Ebay?"

"Fuck yeah!"

We snuck down to the Batcave, where I got to work removing the tires from the Batmobile. When I finished, Jay set up a Ebay sell saying LAST MINUTE BATMOBILE TIRES, ONLY $200!.

Well we sold them like five minutes later for quadruple the amount of money.

We each got 200, Jay, Mari, and I. Then we gave the extra 200 to Damian, 'cause he swore not to tell, and if B asked, we'd pin it on Dick, cause he always said how he'd like to do it.

Well B pulled up a minute later, so I blasted AC/DC's Back in Black again and donned our new MTD shades.

"Well wtf, I mean Nina just has to suck it!" I started as he walked in.

"Yeah no shit. I mean so does fake reporter wannabe!" Mari cackled.

"I cannot believe Nina still tails after Abby!"

"Fake reporter wannabe does the same to little fake-ass liar!"

"What is happening." Bruce asked, standing behind the couch, with three girls standing beside him.

"Oh hey B." Jay popped up, wearing MTD shades, and sitting with his feet up.

"Jason. Explain."

"JaSoN tOdD, eXpLaIn." I mimicked. "You don't got nothing to explain dude. It's us bitches who have to explain around here, cause Dick over there has no guts to do so.

"Who are you?"

"Who are these lovely ladies?" I sniped.

"Hi I'm Cassandra Cain!" One said.

"Hi I'm Barbara Gordon!" Another said.

"Hello! I'm Stephanie Brown." The last one said.

"Well now, you've been introduced. You introduce yourselves." Bruce snapped.

"Allow me to introduce myself," I began with flair and drama, "my name is Ryujin. You call me Jinni. This is my twin, Marinette. You can call her Mari."

"Surname?"

"Thought you'd recognize me cause I look exactly like the girl version of Jay-Jay."

"What?"

"Sorry. Formalities wise, I'm Jinni Todd, and this is my sister Mari Todd. We're Jason's sisters."

"Jason's sisters?"

"Biologically. Huh. Would've thought you'd be confused on why Demon Spawn is also here sitting right by me."

"Dumb kid got no brains!" Mari sniped.

"HA!" I cackled.

Oh how I loved seeing Bruce's confused face. It made me laugh like heck, and it did so to Mari and Jason too apparently.

"Watcha gonna say Batman? Shocked on how I knew your identity, and how I know Jay-Jay is Red Hood, and Demon Spawn is Robin." I sniped, cackling with laughter.

Now Bruce looked really confused. But the girls on the other hand, were on the couch, with MTD shades also on, like, we understand here. Go on, try to figure it out.

"Well, I mean, I did only re-meet Jay-Jay like 5 hours ago. It took you forever to like get back.

"And you." I swiveled to face Damian.

"Don't you Tt him." I smacked Damian on the head.

Babs looked amused. Cass looked keen to learn how to do it. And Steph was laughing.

"Oh B. You should go check the Batmobile. It got a how should I put it, a glamover. It looks great.

While I was setting up the site with Jay-Jay, Mari and Damian had chosen to spray it with invisible glow in the dark paint. I mean, as revenge for not helping us Todds. He only helped one Todd.

Bruce looked shocked. He ran down to the cave.

"The wheels. Is that it?"

"No." Mari said immediately. "It looks better at night!"

I laughed immediately, clutching my sides. "You want to know where the wheels went?"

"Where?"

Everyone including Tim was in the cave.

"So. Knowing that you might ground us, we'll say it once." Mari started.

"Dick sold them on EBAY!" I yelled, pointing to him!