Static screen (skbidi toilets SI)

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I've been running around saving both cameramen and speakermen from the shadows, by doing this I've released that:

1 I can use all my ability like I've been doing so my hole life

2. Despite what I just said I cannot for the life of me teleport, the black smoke comes out and everything but it stops at that.

3. When the black smoke comes out I'm intangible (found this out when one my tv men tried to help when they saw me struggling)

4. I have super strength or more strength then a normal unit's

5. All my tv rays are super charged, my hypnosis make toilets completely Brain dead allowing me to control them using telepathy, my gravity ray turn black and fucking atomized a toilet

6. And as cool as all my abilities are there just a couple problems like, how this body is not made to handle such overwhelming power or I can't lower my power output

7. I don't know how to emoticon

Anyway as I've been moving around my small unit has grown a little bit, now I have some tv men along with big tv man who is surprisingly sneaky along with a couple scientist cameramen and some normal cameramen and speakermen

Oh

And plunger cameraman, yeah he refused to leave back to base so...

we've just helping others and messing up enemy concatenation

There a bunch of small campsites were the toilets are setting up a outpost, by take over of them then sending a bunch of SOS at random locations will (and has) fucked up the toilets up for hours

Right my unit which I've nicknamed shadow we're moving along the roof tops when we're ambushed by g-man and bunch other big toilets

"Retreat now" I said and it's a good thing I made most of my unit stay by a tv man just in case something like this happened out of desperation I also try to teleport but get no luck as g-fucker fire his laser at me

It doesn't hurt me of course I was intangible, so using the smoke that his laser make after and explosion I fire my orange ray g-man in the face

It was at this moment I kinda realized that my orange ray is more of a laser then g-man's because lasers don't make explosions ... well it that and the fact that I was cooking g-man toilet face

One of the other toilets started to moving towards me make cut off my laser ray (previously known as orange ray) and punch him the face which broke his jaw allowing me to use hypnosis ray and telling him to KHS (...now) making his along with other toilet's head to explode.

Turning around I see g-pussy running I was gonna chase after him after him but 5 big toilets get in my way. Once again I try to use my laser ray only this on wide spread area but instead of a orange hot laser, I got lime green I was confused for a moment and then

The toilets and buildings started melting into fleshy-metal puddles.

Yeah that was the last of them and I'm probably going to have PTSD from seeing a living thing melt and there screaming

I should find a way back to base