I've been running through the city for days and I've decided that when back up arrives I'm going get those fucking scientist to upgrade me because somehow, those toilets made the city more on fire.
I'm getting a buzz saw arm and and a goddamn stun-gun shoulder mounted
Right now running through the walls of building's and anything else because an SOS from a few minutes ago I faze outside of wall just in time to plunger and camerawoman, seeing no toilet's around I fazed through the floor and appear right in between them, jump scaring CW (camerawoman) while plunger looks at me with blank look
He doesn't say anything through as some toilets start coming to attack us, making the static on screen become louder and CW looks at me
(No emoticon she can't do that)
"Are you ok" CW asked but I ignored her as I turn on my toxic ray (green) melting the toilet's in to puddles, then I turn back to her to she's uhh puking I think there's nothing coming out but she looks like it
Can't really blame her felt like puking when I saw the first couple of times, anyway I look down to see a dead toilet with a buzz saw and I remember what titan cameramen did after he lost his arm
Should I...
Yes definitely
Grabbing my right arm I lightly start pull only to find out my arm is actually a magnet
'huh so that my head can detach and come back on' looking back up I see plunger and CW look at me with what feels like wide eyes and big tvman was just there with his arm crossed- wait
"When the hell did you get here" I ask pointing at him only to get shrug in response 'okay fuck you to' turning around a rip the saw off and attached it to my arm testing it out before turning back Big tvman "we're heading with those guys" I said pointing at plunger and CW
Looking around I see that a cameraman is missing his right arm so I walk up to him and shove my arm right we're the medics going give him a new one, they all star at me and I offer my hand to ... jack yeah that's what I'll call him
Jack looks at me like I have a second head before one of the medics walk up to with a brown coat
Wait damn minute- jack your a sly motherfucker
YOU ARE READING
Static screen (skbidi toilets SI)
FanfictionCover art by Byeanbi on X.com Someone is pulled into Skibidi toilet and is now tv woman