mickey mouse and the dog protectors

chapter one: the beginning.

scooby doo was going about his regular life. he was the dog protecter of the clubhouse for mickey!!! he did a very good job, keeping an eye on the place while mickey was away. and up until this point, everything was fine.

until one day.

the dog protecters were going about normal business, but they then heard their owner, mickey, shouting! he sounded super mad, mad like never before.

the dog protectors ran to the front of the house, narrowly dodging Mickey's line of sight. there, they saw mickey shouting at an innocent minor.

"NO MICKEY IM SORRY DONT EAT ME! IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS WON'T GO TO DISNEY THIS YEAR!" shouted the minor. mickey only got angrier, but his frown turned to a devious smirk.

"oh, don't worry, YOU aren't the one I'll kill" mickey said. he then took out a burger.

"omg is that a mr. beast burger?" asked the minor, innocently.

"no dumbfuck that's your parents."

"oh okay"

mickey then BEGAN TO EAT THEM!!! the dog protectors were SUPER mad. they couldn't believe their eyes: their kind owner, mickey, was actually evil. so, they took matters intot heir own paws.

they BUSTED the door down and ran in front of mickey, blocking him from the minor. they snarrled. "Mickey! WHTA ARE TOU DOING!!!!"

"stand back, this isn't your job. go back to the backyard!" mickey said. the dog no.

"we refuse to watch you hurt somoene who has done nothing wrong!" the dog said. they then proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of mickey mouse. but they accidentally killed him. they SMASHED the burger into bits out of anger.

the dogs then looked down in shame. they felt bad — they didn't wanna kill! but they had to for the greater good of man.

"omg" said the minor, out of shock.

just then, goofy turned the corner, making his way to the front of the clubhouse. once he saw what remained of mickey, he GASPED in horror.

"HYUCK!! what have you done! mickey... no!!!" goofy shouted. he ran to Mickey's side, his lifeless body hanging limp in his arms. he wept and wept, he was soooo sad.

"i was... gonna propose... hyuck...." in the grass, a small box with a diamon ring could be seen. goofy then turned to the dogs, his blood boiling. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAUKT!!!"

goofy launched himself towards rhe dogs. for a moment, all went still. the dogs knew whar would become of them, accepting their fate. but then, a bright light casted it's way between the dogs and goofy. the brightness momentarily blinding goofy, causing him to stumble and fall onto the ground.

once the light subsited, they saw .. MICKEY!!! he now had devil horns and a ball and chain attached to his ankle. he looked down at goofy with sorrow and regret.

"No, Goofy, don't do this. These dogs... they were in the right! I have committed many, many sins. They were simply doing what they were supposed to, to keep people safe. I must go now, to live the rest of eternity in damnation. Thank you for everything. Goodbye."

in a blaze of smoke, mickey disappeared.

the dog protectors won a noble prize for killing Mickey. they also went on to end world hunger, stop global warming, fix the worldwide gender ratio, reinstate North Korea as a democracy for the people, stopped worldwide genocide and ended all racism and homophobia.

the end.