PEANUT HEADCANNONS 🔥🔥💯💯‼️‼️🗣🗣💪💪🙏🙏

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Goes to Starbucks 24/7:
-will order almost every topping on his drink
-He's like an iPad kid but with Starbucks, if you take it away or just wanna try a little bit he will become possessed or have a mental breakdown

Has a hobby for skateboarding:
-He goes skateboarding often
-Literally has a whole wall collection of skateboards..
-Learned at least 7 tricks so far

Has tiktok:
-Watches those funny prank videos
-Posts videos of trendy dances or just some popular trends
-Made a video of him doing the "cup of cinnamon challenge" and the "one chip challenge" (I actually might make a video about these scenarios 💀)

Also has Roblox:
-Often plays random games like tycoons, combat, and simulators
-Sometimes plays Doomspire Brickbattle with Achmed
-Likes to play horror games at night and forces José to play with him
-Peanut and José have played altitorture before (yes with voice chat which makes it funnier)
-Sometimes goes in role-playing games to troll online daters on there (yes those 7 yr old cringy ass online daters)

Pranks the others:
-Doesn't really do those pranks that go WAY too far, basically does simple but funny ones (like pouring a bucket of ice on someone while they're taking a shower, that one computer maze jumpscare, putting  a mirror in front of someone that's sleeping, etc.)
-Usually targets Walter, Jeff, and José

Music/artists he listens to:
-HUGE fan of Tyler The Creator and Eminem
-Went to one of Tyler's concerts once and started screaming ALL of the lyrics
-Once did a 30-song performance of Tyler The Creator in the shower without stopping

Other headcannons:
-Is a hypochondriac (like me 😍🥰) (aka illness anxiety disorder which means having a severe fear of being sick or having a disease)
-Style is tiktok y2k, acubi, grunge, and some parts of scene but not as much
-Does crack/coke sometimes
-Sometimes smokes weed with José
-Sometimes blasts loud music at 3am
-Literally SNORES in his sleep (his snoring caused an earthquake once)
-He also moves A LOT in his sleep

WIP, EXPECT CHANGES!!!

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