✦ 𝑫𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒍 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒂 𝑷𝒂𝒉𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒘 𝑰𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑿 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ✦

✦ I Love You, Grease Pig! ✦

Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island, It's a all new season with a new island and all new victims! I mean, competitors. Then Chris chuckled. Two incredible teams were created and by incredible I mean incredibly weird. (Chris isn't wrong 😭) The first challenge was to build themselves a home, and the Kinosewak's tree fort was a hands down winner! When compared to team Maskwak's useless and unbalanced 'wizard's tower' And for doing nothing but making annoying noises and well, being annoying in general. Beardo was the first one to be fired away in the cannon of shame debut! So, what drama can we expect during our second challenge? Find out soon on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!

✦Y/N POV✦

I woke up in the tree fort that we made, it was actually pretty quiet. I would draw, but I know for a fact this isn't a quiz game show anymore so I need a strategy. Then Amy spoke ""Ugh! What are you doing?!" Amy said, annoyed "I'm going to forge for some food!" Forging doesn't actually sound bad right now.. But if that little jerk, Amy is going, count me out! "Oh, forge? Is that dangerous? Do you want some help?" Amy said seeming like she would actually do something good for the team. "SAMEY! WAKE UP! GO WITH JASMINE GET ME SOME FOOD! And don't be all lazy like you were when you were born!"

✦Amy✦
After I was born, mommy and I had to wait 17 minutes for Samey to come out! Ugh! Could you imagine? If I could have walked I would've left without her!
✦End✦

"Can I come too, Jasmine?" I asked "Sure, mate!" Jasmine said. Maybe I can help Samey stand up to the brat of a sister she has.

"You should to stand up to your sister, you're the underdog and underdog's have a lot of fight and honour in them, tap into it!" Jasmine said and I agreed with her by saying "Exactly Jasmine! Samey, Amy can't just boss you around forever! Just because she thinks she's the best twin, doesn't mean she actually is!" I said I absolutely hated Amy, ever since the started to boss around Samey, and that was from the very beginning! "Sighs Y-yeah I guess." Samey said not really knowing if she could do it.

"Huh what's a Chinese mulberry bush doing in this part of the world?" Jasmine questioned "Ooh! Apples!" Samey said "Samey be careful it could be-"NOO!" Jasmine cut me off I knew not to trust random fruits in the forest. Then Jasmine threw a stick at the apple I knew it was probably poisonous now "Wow, I would have given you a bite if you'd asked!" Samey said "No, Samey, it's probably poisonous!" I stated "Y/N's right, it's a- "Machaniall fruit, the Spanish refer to it as Mans-a-nia delanoa. Aka the little apple of death." Shawn said in a tree branch above us "I'm guessing that's not good? Huh?" I said "Well, it won't kill Samey but it would've make her mouth blister something awful." Jasmine said Samey gasped then everyone looked at her hand "My hand! It's so itchy!" Samey said then started to itch her hand "Congrats, Princess you just got your first lesson in survival 101: know your flora. Lesson 2: Soak your hand in water, scrub it with sand, swelling, gone!" Shawn said, he was a survivalist like Jasmine but he was kinda paranoid about zombies taking over. "Oh, so all Samey needs to do is soak her hand in water?" I asked hoping Samey's hand would get better soon. "And scrub with sand, then, gone!" Shawn replied "Wait but i'm supposed to be helping you guys with the forging!" Samey said. "You won't be of any help when your hand swells up like a wicked coopers glove." Jasmine said I think it was a reference to something but I dunno, this show is definitely a wild card. "Cricket? It's a game!" Jasmine said saying what she was referring to. "Here Samey you should find that water and sand before the next challenge starts." I said wanting Samey to not swell up during the challenge.

As Samey walked away Jasmine spoke to me and Shawn "Huh? Nice score, Shawn! As well as the berries that Y/N found!" Jasmine said to us "Gotta know stuff if you wanta survive a zombie apocalypse!" Shawn said, I mean, I like to do things like draw and go on my phone but Shawn's zombie obsession is kinda concerning. "Right! But what were you doing up in that tree?" I didn't even notice until Jasmine brought it up Shawn was in a tree before maybe because his team still didn't have a place to sleep. But they had to find something, right?! "That's where I'm sleeping, no shuffler can get ya from up there." Shawn said "I hear that, mate!" Omg, is this one ship that will sail in this crazy-wild over the top show?! I SHIP ITT!