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Brit-Baby<3: GUYS WE HAVE BIG NEWS!!!
JTiscrunk1981: we?
Brit-Baby<3: ME AND JUSTIN ARE GONNA START TRYING FOR A BABY!!!!
NellyFur2do: AWWWW IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
Lance(sea)Bass: CONGRATS GUYS
Xtina99: IF ITS A GIRL NAME IT AFTER ME!
JTiscrunk1981: tf Brit?
JCChasez: AWESOME!!!
Slim-mf-shady: good fucking luck
Xtina99: IF ITS A BOY NAME IT CHRIS!
JTiscrunk1981: STOPPPPP! Britney what the fuck!
Xtina99: you're gonna name it Britney?
JTiscrunk1981: We are not having a baby!
Brit-Baby<3: but baby...please
JTiscrunk1981: why'd you tell everyone that? You should be embarrassed, Britney. what the fuck?
Xtina99: so you're not having a baby?
NellyFur2do: damn that sucks
JTiscrunk1981: what sucks?! That i don't want a little troll keeping me up at night and shitting everywhere?
Brit-Baby<3: But Justin...
JTiscrunk1981: WHAT? NO IM NOT HAVING A KID!
Brit-Baby<3: But I'm in my baby making clothes
JTiscrunk1981: hmm...
JCChasez: oh Jesus...
JTiscrunk1981: What pair? The red ones?
Brit-Baby<3: no the pink ones
JTiscrunk1981: THEN ITS STILL A NO!
Xtina99: But ya'll would make such cute babies!
JTiscrunk1981: i don't give a fuck.
Xtina99: you should try babysitting Hallie and you'll realize that you want a kid
Brit-Baby<3: Yeah!
Slim-mf-shady: I'm not leaving my child with poodle head
JTiscrunk1981: Are you still on birth control, Brit?
Brit-Baby<3: nope
JTiscrunk1981: how long have you been off of it?
Brit-Baby<3: ...
Xtina99: oop
JTiscrunk1981: BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN OFF OF IT!
Brit-Baby<3: i had the thingy taken out last month! But i was on the pill till last week
Xtina99: that's not tooooooooo bad—it could be worse
JTiscrunk1981: are you fucking pregnant?! Is that why you're saying all this
Brit-Baby<3: I'm not pregnant...yet—but I'm hoping to change that tonight!
JTiscrunk1981: I'm not getting you pregnant Britney ITS NOT HAPPENING!
Brit-Baby<3: but you told me you wanted a kid!
JTiscrunk1981: YEAH IN LIKE TEN YEARS!
Brit-Baby<3: but babyyyyyyyyyyyyy in ten years I'll be musty, dusty, rusty, and crustyyyyyyy
JTiscrunk1981: you're barely 23!
Brit-Baby<3: let's vote on it!
JTiscrunk1981: what? No!
Brit-Baby<3: who votes yes!
NellyFur2do: Me!
Xtina99: Me!
Slim-mf-shady: I vote no
Xtina99: what why?!
Slim-mf-shady: why the fuck would you want him to make a baby he doesn't want? So when it's born they can try to hold it together but eventually they divorce and fuck up the kid mentally? Fuck no. I vote no
Xtina99: well...when you put it like that...
Slim-mf-shady: it's not like a miscarriage or an abortion it's literally the thought of a baby. Quit while your fucking ahead.
Brit-Baby<3: curse you and your wiseness!
JCChasez: I vote no
Lance(sea)Bass: yeah, I'm gonna have to say no. Sorry Brit
JTiscrunk1981: case closed We're not having a baby! Get back on birth control
Xtina99: don't tell her what to do
JTiscrunk1981: please. There that better?
Brit-Baby<3: mark my words, JUSTIN by the end of the year you'll want...no you'll crave to have me carry your baby!
Xtina99: Yeah she will! Because she's the most lovable girl in the world!
NellyFur2do: You're gonna give her your babies!
JTiscrunk1981: I'm scared. Shaking in my boots.
Brit-Baby<3: Randall shut the fuck up! Need to put a muzzle on you!
JTiscrunk1981: but if i said that it's the end of the world
Brit-Baby<3: damn right it would
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Y2K / 2000's GROUP CHAT : CELEBRITY : DRAMA : 90's - 00's
FanfictionA book filled with funny, drama filled conversations of our favorite late 90's - 00's celebrities! #1 - Christina Aguilera - Jan. 9, 2004 #1 - Chris Kirkpatrick - Jan. 3, 2004 #1 - Britney Spears - Feb. 2, 2004 AND MORE TO COME ! xoxo -Brit
