Slenderman: hey and welcome back to ask the creepypastas. We're having relationship problems.
Death: but we're still in Hawaii!
Alice: woo!! \(^•^)/
Jeff: and just to be an great friend. Which I'm. I'm going to show you guys the relationship problems!
Death: please don't do it...
Jeff: starting with...zee!
Alice: oh my god!
~zee&jack~
Zee: Jeff what hell you want!
Jeff: I just want to know why your upset to day. *puts arm around zee neck*
Zee: trying to be an good friend?
Jeff: yes!
Zee: gossiper!
Jeff: just give me the details!
Jack: she mad at me... *jack walks in and zee turns her back*
Jeff: oh really..... Would you mind telling me why.
Jack: because I ate an girl kidney.
Zee: not just any girl kidney. You know her!
Jack: no I don't.
Zee: oh really. Who Tessa jack!
Jack: Tessie is no body.
Zee: Tessie!
Jeff: well....that was interesting. Next! Ray!
~ray&helen~
Ray: that's it I'm out! *walks out of room and pushes Jeff out the way*
Jeff: no ray wait! I didn't get to....and she gone.
Helen: .....
Jeff: hey Helen!
Helen: gossiper! *Helen pushes past Jeff*
Jeff: fucker. Anyways. Last but not least. Ash.
~ash&ben~
Ash: that it Ben I'm tried of you.
Ben: but I only did it once.
Ash: looking at every girl once doesn't mean you did it once!
Jeff: so what you to love birds up to.
Ash&Ben: gossiper!
Jeff: you know what. I'm getting fucking tried of y'all calling me that. *pulls off shirt* you wanna fight!
Zee: move wanna be Edward! Ash...dare for you.
Ash: what it say?
Jeff: I'll read it! It from XxtogeyxX and she said I dare Ash to break up with Ben.
Ash: with pleasure. We're through!
*give Ben back the ring and leaves*
Ben: awww....no baby.. Ash!
*see girl* hello shawwty! Wait. Ash!
Jeff: okay I'm done. Bye
Zee: *rolls eyes* well that all for today. Ask
Death: dare
Alice: comment
L.j: bye. *looks at death and Alice* ladies..
Death&Alice: *groans*
