*Quick note even though y'all probably won't read it. I have some certain headcanons you may not agree with, so if you don't like them please don't yell at me and ignore them instead. There's also ships. I take requests so there's that. Please feel welcome to comment. Also there might be harsh language. Oh, and I don't do smut or anything like that! Enjoy the 2 am ramble of writing I've created.*
Lena: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul
Huey: Is this your plan B?
Webby: Technically, this is plan P.
Huey: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Webby: Yes, but I marry Lena in plan M.
Lena: I like plan M.
Della: You know, when Goldie comes over, Scrooge can get a little...
Dewey: Psycho?
Huey: Scary?
Webby: Drunk?
Lewel-I mean Louie: All three?
(Quick side note, I'm using a generator for this. It's completely random. And I got a direct quote from ducktales! The one in the gmae night episode where scrooge tells donald if they lose he's outta the will and donald goes i was in the will. I thought it was kinda funny.)
Huey: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen! What will happen is fire!
Dewey: But what if something else happens just this one time.
Della: *seductively puts on glasses* Wow, you're... blurry.
Webby: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Dewey, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Huey, sick of his shit: They weren't wrong.
Lou: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game and I'm winning.
Fenton: My head hurts.
Gyro: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Webby: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
Huey: Hey, do you know the password to Louie's computer?
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Ducktales oneshots, headcanons, and incorrect quotes cuz why not!
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