Incorrect Quotes Part One

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I wanted to try this out... So here you go.

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Hospital Ride:

Raven:" You fainted, do you remember anything?" Raven asks her daughter, who is on a hospital bed with a broken arm. RJ was standing far away with bruises all over him. 

Cassy:" Only the ambulance ride to the hospital." Cassy said as she sipped her drink, a juice box, as she had a deadpan look on her face. A glare was directed at  RJ, who was sweating nervously.

Coco:" That wasn't an ambulance I drove you."  Coco said as she sighed, before slightly pushing her own hair out of her own face, having to be woken up at three am to take Cassy to the hospital because RJ punched her threw a fucking wall.

Cassy:" But I heard a siren." Then again she can't remember much... So did she hear sirens?

Velvet:" Sorry, I got nervous." Velvet said with a embarrassed blush, Cassy smiled a bit before frowning again.

Cassy:" So... Who's gonna tell Summer?" Everyone else froze before pointing at someone that wasn't Cassy.

Everyone(Minus Cassy):" They are!" They all somehow yelled at the same time, causing Cassy to smile with sweat dropping from her forehead.

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RJ: What's something you guys are better than Raven at?
Coco: Mario Kart.
Velvet: Yeah, video games.
Cassy: Emotional vulnerability.

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Summer: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Raven: Wasn't Cassy with you?
Cassy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Coco: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Cassy: What did you do?
Coco: Nobody died.
Cassy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Cassy, pointing: May I sit there?
Velvet: That's my lap
Cassy: That doesn't answer my question, Velvet.

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Cassy: Where are you going?
Velvet: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

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Cassy: I can explain.
Velvet: Can you?
Cassy: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Tai: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Raven: Nope, absolutely not.
RJ: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Fox: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Yatsu: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Cassy: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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*Summer and Cassy sitting in jail together*

Cassy: So who should we call?
Summer: I'd call Raven, but I feel safer in jail

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Summer, driving Cassy and Coco: So how was your day?
Cassy: We almost got surprise adopted!
Summer: What?
Coco: We almost got kidnapped.
Summer: Oh, okay.
Summer: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Raven: Why are your tongues purple?
Velvet: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Cassy: I had a red one.
Raven: oh
Raven:
Raven: OH
Summer:
Summer: You drank each other's slushies?

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Summer: Cassy isn't answering their phone
Velvet: I'll call
Summer: Raven and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Cassy: Hello?

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