DEAD EYE! Female creepypasta x male reader

Meeting the crew

Y/n pov
She said "Y/n I ask you to please meet the other residents. A couple of them are out on a hunt." Icarus flew over onto Miss Slenda's shoulder. I nodded and said "who should I meet first Miss Slenda?" She replied "you should start with Sally and please just call me Slenda please. Y/n everyone in this mansion including yourself is considered family. Come talk to me after you meet all the girls." I nodded and I whistled which Icarus flew back over and perched on my forearm. I walked down and the hall and seen a door with a plaque that said Sally. I knocked on the door and I heard someone say "Come in." I walked in and seen a girl that barely looks 16 doing complex math equations. I walked over and my right eye analyzed her work and a couple of them were wrong. I said "question 16, 22, and 23 are wrong. I'll give you a hand with this since your working with Fractions in those problems. I spent the next 5 minutes giving her some tips and hints. I got up and she seen me and her eyes Sparkled. She said "Your the legendary dead eye. You have never missed a single target in your entire career. CAN I HAVE A HUG AND YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?!" I chuckled and said "Sure kiddo just take a breather. We don't want you passing out from screaming so loud. I'm pretty sure Slenda doesn't want you yelling at." I then looked out the window and said "at 12:23 AM" she ran over and tackled me into a hug. I let her hug me for a few moments and she ran over to her closet and ransacked it and came out with one of the targets I left after killing. More specifically #292 she ran over and handed me it and I autographed it and she seen Icarus. She was about to scream till I covered her mouth and said "calm down kiddo. Poor Icrarus's ears are sensitive." She calmed down and said "Sorry for Screaming Icarus" Icarus said "Apology accepted" I got up and I playfully messed her hair up and I said "Behave yourself Sport and I might bring you back a souvenir from my next kill. But promise me to behave ok?" I held my pinky out and she wrapped her pinky around mine and said "I pinky promise to behave Dead Eye." I patted her head and said "Good girl now run along for you have major bragging rights about getting my Autograph." She smiled wildly and she ran off towards Slenda's direction excitedly. I felt a hand on my shoulder and I turned around and seen a lady in a gothic nurses outfit she grabbed my hand and dragged me into a room that was a half doctors office half bedroom. She said "hello dead eye my name is Nurse Ann and I just want to do a check up on you if it's alright on you. I said "It's fine with me doc. I haven't got a check up in far too long so I know I'm long overdue. But I must say your outfit is quite dashing to look at. The outfit compliments your red hair and red eye. She blushed and said "thank you dead eye but how do you know I only have one eye. I laughed and said "this Ol Eye doesn't miss a thing doc" she gazed into my bionic eye and said "is that why you have the name dead eye." I said "you guessed it doc." She asked "how does it function Dead eye?" I said "the Function of it is extremely simple. It picks up on heat signatures, perceives time way slower...and gives me the ability to see 3 minutes in the future. I have actually made spare bionic eyes in case this one gets destroyed or disabled. See" I reached into my satchel and pulled out four spares and showed it to Ann. She then asked to demonstrate me removing my bionic eye. I shrugged and pulled the eye out and I jokingly said Ta Da as I did jazz hands but everything was distorted a bit because I haven't removed the bionic eye in forever. I felt motion sick from the disorientation. I got up and went over to the trash can and vomited.

Ann pov
I seen Dead eye get up and vomited into the trash can. I walked over to him with concern and he said "damnit I haven't took out that bionic eye in a long time. He vomited again and Icarus said "Nurse help put eye back in." Y/n said "Icarus is right. hurry and put my eye back in. I don't think I can stop the world from spinning." I looked around in a panic until Icarus picked up the eye and brought it over to me. I tilted Y/n's head backwards and put his eye back in and Y/n said Ann it's upside down have Icarus help you. I looked at the eagle and he tilted his head to the left which I followed which way the bird tilted his head until he brought his head up. Y/n said "Thank god my eye is fixed. "He looked at the eagle and said "Get yourself a treat Icarus." Icarus said 2 treats for Icarus. Y/n put his finger and said "1 treat Uno treat for Icarus. They kept bickering until Y/n looked at me and asked "Nurse maybe you can get through to Icarus because he won't listen to me." I got onto my knees and said "Icarus will either get 1 treat or no treats so pick Icarus." Icarus looks at me and tilted his head and knew I wasn't gonna unwavering so he said "Icarus wants 1 treat" y/n handed me a bird treat and said "you give it to him. I'm still trying to get the room to stop spinning." I held the treat and said "Icarus spin" I watched Icarus waddle around in a circle and I held the treat out to him. I said "gently Icarus" Icarus slowly took the bird treat and ate it. Icraus said "Icarus celebrates" I watched Icarus start doing a mating dance I laughed softly and seen Y/n looking at me and he said "I don't know how the hell you managed to befriend Icarus so quickly. But I owe you big time because Icarus isn't one to take no as an answer. These bird treats aren't Cheap whatsoever." I noticed Icarus's left eye was bionic. I said "Dead eye I couldn't help but realize Icarus's left eye is bionic. He said "Ol Icarus's left eye was clawed out by a Puma so I decided to make him a bionic eye like mine. My eye is connected to Icarus left eye so if needed I can quite literally get a Birds Eye view to track my targets and is a massive help when it comes to Recon and Surveillance." I watched him stand up and about fell but I caught him before his head hits the ground. He thanked me and I helped him sit there and I telepathically asked Slenda to bring me a cup of water. I heard knocking and I shouted for her to come in. She walked in and she asked what happened? I was about to say until Y/n said "sorry boss I got disoriented big time after I removed my bionic eye. So I apologize for interrupting whatever work you were busy doing." Slenda said "I understand
Y/n. Your apology wasn't needed for I wasn't busy with anything." Y/n nodded and she brought the cup of water over and handed it to him. He drank it slowly. We helped him to his feet and he said "it was nice to meet you doc." He turned around and left Icarus followed him out. I took a seat at my desk and looked at the notes I took during Y/n's initial checkup.