SOMEWHERE IN HELL...
MERC 1: "........Ever wonder why we're here?"
Two recruit MERCs are seen by a truck with supplies on the trunk. The one who spoke, is carrying a box, while the the other MERC is seen leaning on a box, smoking.
MERC 1: "Like, makes you wonder if there's a god watching over everything. But now that we're dead and here in hell, makes you think it's true."
He places the box down in a garage and goes back to the truck to grab another box.
MERC 1: "One of life's many mysteries, right?"
The second MERC gets annoyed.
MERC 2: "*sighs* Dude..."
MERC 1: "Yeah?"
MERC 2: "Your here in hell because you burned down a building filled with people. And the time you were you accidentally shot your own teammate. And the time you threw a grenade at the wrong door, killing your teammates, again. And the time-"
MERC 1: "Ok ok I get it man jeez. Just trying to have a conversation to make this less boring"
The first MERC places the box down and goes to get another box from the truck.
MERC 1: "shouldn't you stop smoking? Last time you smoked, you got ran over which is the reason why you're here."
MERC 2: "We're not in Nevada anymore. So that kind of thing won't happen again in hell."
MERC 1: "Whatever you say."
MERC 1 places the last box down in the garage.
MERC 1: "That's all of them. Man, I need a drink. Hey, you feel like drinking toni-"
MERC 1 looks at the direction where MERC 2 was at, only for nobody to be seen.
MERC 1 : "What the? Where'd you go- AH- HMG!!"
MERC 1 suddenly is grabbed then gets stabbed by a dagger in his neck before falling on the ground.
F/n: "We're clear."
F/n is seen pulling is dagger out of the MERCs neck.
Millie: "All clear hun!"
Millie walks out an alleyway with her axe, the second MERCs body is seen in a dumpster.
Moxxie: "We need to hurry. The Sheriff is most likely alarming his men by now."
They nod before running through the street before reaching to the "M.E.R.C. Headquarters" building. F/n tries opening the door.
F/n: "Locked. And we got nothing to use to blow the door up..."
Moxxie: "No need. I got a solution."
Moxxie takes out a paper clip and begins to pick lock.
F/n: "Why do you even have a paper clip?"
Moxxie: "When you're the only one who does all paper work, I like to keep my stuff organized."
He hears a "click" which unlocks the door. Moxxie smiles before they all head inside.
Clerk: "This shipment been delivered, now we need to get more blessing weapons. Sheriff been dying to get more of this kind of heat."
Inside the HQ, a clerk is talking to two recruits about their next shipment. He gets shot in the head, surprising both of the recruits. An axe flew to one of the recruits which hits his head, falling backwards. And the other gets shot in the head. F/n, Moxxie and Millie enters the room. Millie picks up her axe.
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Helluva Madness in Hell (Helluva Boss X Madness Combat male reader story)
Fanfic(F/n) was born in Nevada. Which is dangerous, chaotic, and filled with corrupt people and murderers. It is madness. (F/n) was forced to learn how to kill to survive. One day, he conveniently met up with Hank, who was fighting against Jebus. Shortly...
