Thom Yorke was sitting in his bedroom, the window wide open, a nice breeze coming in, the sun beaming on his bright red big cock that was sprawled out in between his legs, which were spread.
He kept whacking his small cock with his soft, yet hard, big, hand.
Eventually, a squirrel was staring at him from outside. Thom didn't think much of it though, 'oh, some stupid little rodent.'
Half an hour later, when Thom was still wanking, his meat starting to get sore, the squirrel was still there.
Suddenly! The squirrel jumped through the open window into Thom's room!
It ran to his cock, and started nibbling on his nuts!
"AHHHH MY NUTS!" Thom cried, trying to get the little beast off of his bright puffed up red cock.
The squirrel kept clawing it, and biting it. Eventually, his cock started bleeding.
"MWAHGGHGGGHHH.." Thom moaned in pain, whacking the squirrel with his arm.
The squirrel got even more mad, and started jumping all over Thom's cock!
This reminded Thom of Colin.
"OWWWWWWWWWWW!" Thom cried as it started licking the bloody spots.
Eventually, Thom threw the rancid beast out the door, and clutched his cock in pain, and sobbed.
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Squirrel vs Thom Yorke
HumorA squirrel does some horrendous things to the lead singer of Radiohead, Thom Yorke.