The Legend of the GOBBELY GOO
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    The Legend of the GOBBELY GOO

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    Gobbely goo gobbely goo gobbely goo! Yabby dabby gobby gooooo!

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    Chapter 1 - Gobbely Swamp

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    "Chop tree... must chop tree... tree fuel for fire!!!!!!"
    The Gobbely Goo man lived in the swamp. 
    The swamp was also filled with gobbely goo. 
    The Gobbely Goo man used to be a normal man. 
    Gobbely Goo changes the person quite drastically. 
    The Gobbely Goo man cut down the tree with his big butcher knife. 
    He grabbed the log with one of his hands.
    Big hand.
    Gobbely Goo makes him stronger.
    "Fire for warmth...  fire... for COOKING!!!"
    The Gobbely Goo man left the log outside his hut.
    He chopped it into several pieces with both of his weapons. The metal in both of the weapons were just comprised of iron..  and years of exposure to GOBBELY GOO!!!!!
    The Gobbely Goo man reached into his Goo chest within his Goo hut.
    "Oooo... Goomeat!!! I eat Goomeat!!!"
    The Gobbely Goo man loved Goomeat.
    He cooked it over his fire he had just started.
    Searing it over the fire made it look quite goobelant.
    "Yes! Goomeat done!..
    Goomeat taste gootastic!"
    The Goo hut was in the Goo swamp.
    The Gobbely Goo swamp was surrounded by many mountains.
    The swamp had many creatures.
    Yes.
    They were all Goo.
    "I LOVE GOOMEAT!!!"
    The Gobbely Goo man loved his meat.
    After his nice meal, the Gobbely Goo man walked out his hut.
    He had to bend his head. The doorframe was quite small.
    He looked up towards the setting sun.
    "I love this place!!!"
    He set his 2 weapons down to the ground, they both stood upright in the ground.
    As he did this.
    He saw.
    A boar.
    No.
    A GOO BOAR!!!
    A GOOBAR!!!
    "EHEHSUUAJSJDJSSK!!!! GET OUT OF HERE GOOBAR!!! I EAT YOU I EAT YOOOOOOU!!!!"
    The Gobbely Goo man picked up his two machetes and jumped on it, instantly decepatating it.
    He looked down at his kill.
    "I am Ragnvaldr!!! And I! Love! GOBBELY GOOOOOOOOO!!!"
    The Gobbely Goo man loved his Gobbely Goo.
    The Gobbely Goo man lives in the Gobbely Goo swamp, in his Goo hut, with his Goo bed, and his Goo furniture.
    Life is Goo.
    Life is Gobbely Goo.
    He looked at his weapons.
    "Gobbely gobbely goo!"
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