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Funny things that I've heard people say, out of context.
#chaos
#demonteethexplosionchaos
#humor
#ihavenocluewhatimdoing
#quotes
#random
"Stop flirting with the killer space automaton"
"I can fit six baby rats in my shirt sleeve"
"Threataning to hit people with shovels sadly didn't work"
"But then I'll rip my teeth out and sell them."
"THROW THE BABY!!!"
" IT TASTES LIKE NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!"
"It's for when girls/some intersex people are biologically stabbed by puberty."
"He ate the hamster."
"Ow! I sat on my demon baby!"
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