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Funny things that I've heard people say, out of context.
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Confused lesbians in a time travel machine, what could go wrong?
Anxiety disco.
One time I somhow walked off killing a god so yeah.
Nope. Time zombies.
Darn my beautiful hips.
*screaching*
A:What am I going to say, she accidently bit me?!
B:Uh yeah, say your arm accidentally fell into her mouth.
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