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Funny things that I've heard people say, out of context.
#chaos
#demonteethexplosionchaos
#humor
#ihavenocluewhatimdoing
#quotes
#random
"He's getting high on the sparkly duck butt air."
"Bow down pesants Ooohhh I am a fancy scientist on a fancy scientist runway ooohhhh."
"It's like one big family reunion of death."
"If you throw an apple at anyone hard enough it will keep them away."
"You are not The Doctor, don't lick random things!"
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