😘😍Threesome🥵🙏
You created a group chat with 3 others
You
we need to yalk abt something asap
Reo
Let me guess
Abt that threesome joke?
You
Ur so smart <3
Nagi
wiat
its a joke?
You
no
Reo
yes
I am beyond confused
You
do u not feel rizzed up by meh Re-re-chan?
Nagi
r u turnin into a frog or smth/ genuinely concerned
Reo
pls dont call me that
like
ever
whats with the slash?
You
told him to use them since I can never tell if hes sarcastic or not
Nagi
sounds autistic/ playful
Reo
get that "/playful" off my screen pls
plus arent u two dating?
You
nah
Nagi
no/sad
You
im as single as a bagel
shit didnt rime
Nagi
threesom when?
Reo
Nagi pls stop
You
i see u arent rizzed up yet
my bootiful face didnt do it for ya?
ill have to use my flabergasting, astonashing, genius mind of a poet to get with a guy like u
Nagi
oh no not the pick up lines/scared
You
if i could rearange the alphabet id put u and i together
Reo
they cant be that bad
i take it back
its bad
You
if ud be a fruit ud be a fineapple
i just shat my pants, can i borrow yours?
i have to sue spotify for not making you the weeks hottest single
i forgot my number, may i have yours?
did u fart cuz u blew me away
on a scale of 1 to 10 im 9 and youre the 1 i need
if ud be a vegetable ud be a cutecumber
r u a camera, cuz everytime i look at u i smile
ur so hot my zipper is falling for u
Reo
GOODNESS
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?
IN SUCH A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME
Nagi
shes good w her fingers
You
im not lesbian (maybe)
Nagi
wat
Reo
excuse me?
You
oh
i thought
ANYWAY
DO U FEEL RIZZED
Reo
I guess
You
let us hav sex then
Reo
nooo?
You
WHAT DID I DO WRONG
I JUST WANT SOM BITCHES
Nagi
woof
You
OMG BBG
LUV U SMMMMMMMM
let US hav the sexy time
Nagi
tired
later
You
W
HY MUST THIS HAPOPEN TO ME?
Shidou
ALEXA PLSY "LIKE A VIRGIN" BY MADONNA
You
WTH
YOU ARE READING
♡𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑠♡ || BLLK reader chatfic
General FictionA chatfic. ~ A story in which Seishiro Nagi adds his "discord kitten" to the Blue Lock gc ~ Tw: Language
