♡𝑆𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑠♡ || BLLK reader chatfic

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1v1 arena🩸🗡️😈

You changed the name of all the users

Contestant nr.1
what is 5his?
WHOEVER IM FIGHTING I WILL WIN

You
Hello contestants!
I have came up w a game
u two hav to guess who the other is
and tyen figjt to the dearh

Contestant nr.2
This is stupid
I'm leaving

Contestant nr.2 left the chat

Contestant nr.1
well dat waz ez

Conteststant nr.2 was added to the chat

You
nuh uh

Contestant nr.2
fine
just make it quick

You
I'll give yall 2 guesses
cus its alwaye 3 and tbh 3 is overrated
and it's sm from blue lock

Contestant nr. 2
great
so over 500 people

Contestant nr.1
but y/n knows like
10 ppl from bllk
this shit gonna be EZZZZ

You
I googled all of yall and ur teachers and whatnot
and added all of them
even the mist pipular guys even accepted ☺️

Contestant nr. 1
NO FAIT

Contestant nr. 2
Can't we just tell eachother who we are

You
Nagi made got me a bot that diaables that☺️☺️☺️
thx bbg

Contestant nr.1
HE AINT EVEN HETE
GIRL CHILL

You
So go talk to eachother :)

Contestant nr.2
I hate all of these passive-agressive emojis
you're trying way too hard ro be scary

Contestant nr.1
BASED THO?
anyway sioooo
what position do u play?

Contestant nr. 2
We're all trying to be number 1 strikers dumbass

Contestant nr.1
OH OK?!?
LETS SEE U COME UP WITH A QUESTION THEN

Contestant nr. 2
...

Contestant nr.1
Taking u a while

Contestant nr.2
What team do you play?

Contestant nr.1
PxG
u?

Contestant nr.2
same here

Contestant nr.1
team Shidou or team rin?

Contestant nr.2
Rin

Contestant nr.1
Shidou

You
WAIT UR ASKING TOO GOOD QUESTIONS

Contestant nr.1
sucks to syck

Contestant nr.2
so I have 4 options
tou have 3

Contestant nr.1
you just made misspelled
so you can't be long lashes jr
Nanase?

You
u sure?

Contestant nr.1
yep

You
not it
1 more chance

Contestant nr. 2
Shitdou texts 99% of things in all caps
and I have seen a lot of small letters
Charles?

You
nope
ONE more try

Contestant nr.1
Tokimitsu would never be so mean
N/n would never put me in a caht w tye worse Itoshi

Contestant nr.2
I don't trust "N/n" so it's probably the roach but it texts a bit too much like Karasu

Contestant nr. 1
Its Tokimitsu right?
pls let ot be Tokimitsu

You
U seem to be gasligjting urself into believing its him
it is not
it was Rin Itoshi

Contestant nr.1
NOOOO
FUUUCCKKK
Y DID U DO THIS TO ME N/N

Rin
So it's the roach

You
final answer?

Rin
yes

You
THERE IS NO PERSON CALLED ROACH
SO U BOTH GUESSES WRONG
womp womp womp
oh I forgot to tell u
whoever guessed right would get whatever they wanted from me

Shidou
NOW U TELL US
THIS IS BULLSHIX
ALSO WAHAHAHA
RIN MISSPELLED SOMETHIN

Rin
Shut up you damned roach
you can't even spell anything right

Shidou
AT LEAST I DONT LOOK LIKE A BUDGET STORE EMO WITH BROTHER ISSUES

Rin
At least I don't simo for a woman from chainsaw man who woulr have me as her pet

Shidou
AT LEAST I DON'T HAV BEEF W EVERYONE ON THE FIELD

Rin
I LEAST I DON'T HAVE A SPERM PHONECASE

You
wow Rin using all caps

Shidou
AT LEAST UR VROTHER TALK TO ME

Rin
AT LEAST IM MORE POPULAR THAN YOU EVER WILL BE

Shidou
AT LEAST IM NOT A KID WHO THINKS HES ALL GROWN UP CUS HE 0LAYS FOOTBALL KINDA WELL

You
So who won the argument, chat?
Comment your pick amd reasoning down below

Rin
AT LEAST WOMEN DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE IM A WIERDO GANGSTER

Shidou
AT LEAST I DONT HAV PEDO FANS WHO WANNA FUCK ME AS A MINOR

Rin
AT LEAST I DONT TEXT LIKE A FUCKING LUNATIC WHO SHOULD BE LOCKED UP

Shitdou
AT LEAST IM NOT SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER TO ALMKST GET RUN OVER CUS A GAME TICKET FLEW OUT OF MY HAND

Rin
AT LEAST I WAS INTRODUCED AS THE STRONGEST NOT SOME GUY WHO FIGHTS EVERY-FUCKING-BODY

You
Guys...? This was all for a video

Shitdou
YKNOW WHAT U LITTLE BRAT
SINCE U LIKE BEING GROOMED BY UR FANS WHO R SOOOO THIRSTY FOR U
THEN
SUCK
MY

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