Përshëndetje! :D
Soooo, TODAY I'M GONNA SHOW YOU MANY DIALOGUES THAT WILL WASTE YOUR TIME AND THAT ARE JUST PURE CHAOS! :D
Btw, a friend and I did it, so cringe alarm 😅
Okay, IT'S SHOWTIME >:D
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What the brief interactions between Michael and William looked like in Sister Location:
Michael Afton: Good morning, Dad.
William Afton: Oh, hey, son! Do you want to go to an unsafe and old pizzeria where I built animatronics to kill children and maybe save your sister Elizabeth who died due to my own creation? 😃
Michael: Uh, what-
William Afton: I think that's a YES!
Michael Afton: Wait, no!-
William Afton: GREAT, see you then in PIZZERIA SIMULATOR! :D
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Fredbear: Are you okay, Springbonnie-
Springbonnie: SHHH
Fredbear: 🤨
Springbonnie: 👁👁
Fredbear:...I knew it! We shouldn't have trusted the purple guy when he led us inside the BACKROOMS *weirdcore music starts playing*
Fredbear to random music: No, no! I didn't mean those backrooms, I meant how the purple guy-
*Matpat randomly breaks down door like FBI*
Matpat: I HAVE A THEORY. A GAME THEORY.
Springbonnie: Isn't that the guy who broke last Sunday in Fredbear's Family Diner to confirm the place where "the Bite of 83'" occured?-
Matpat: SHUT UP SUIT FROM WILLIAM AFTON USED TO KILL CHILDREN!
Springbonnie: *Existential crisis*...am I just a suit of a...a BRITISH guy... 😭
Matpat: CORRECT! 😀 And with THIS CONNECTION, we can confirm that the biscuit bite of 23' occured, and it was none other THAN THE PURPLE GUYYYY.
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Michael Afton: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER ANYMORE!
William Afton: BECAUSE I'M THE PURPLE GUY.
Michael Afton: THAT'S NOT TRUE. YOU'RE DIFFERENT THAN THAT 😭
William Afton: YOU MEAN I'M MORE LIKE THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER OR WHAT??? STOP HEARING FNAF SONGS, THEY'RE CONFUSING YOU!
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Elizabeth: Hey, dad?
William Afton: Yes, my daughter?
Elizabeth: Where is mom?
William Afton: She *SOB*...she went to get the milk...she...she didn't made it into the game...
Ballora hearing everything: THE FUC-
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How Sundrop and Moondrop are be like:
Sundrop: Definition of anxiety, dramatic as hell and with a Sans from Undertale be like smile.
Moondrop: Murderer, wearing literal pants that are pyjamas and has red eyes as if he's high.
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Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Entertainment! Here you get:
-A purple man who is literally a furry and murderer! It's called "expressing yourself."
YOU ARE READING
TSAMS [+TSAMS AUs] Oneshots!
Fanfiction[Book cover doesn't belong to me! It belongs to their rightful owner!] REQUEST PAGE CLOSED [Cuz why not >:D] Begun: 11.18.2023 Finished : X