Lost and Found

Extra: Vulgar Latin

Todoroki, as you might expect, is a very intelligent person. But communicating has always been difficult for him. This has resulted in him only talking when he must get his point across. Living in solitude for three years means that Todoroki, in his free time, didn't interact with anyone and then is suddenly placed in a mansion with a lot of loud idiots. Needless to say, he is perplexed by how people can socially converse with no real point. and because of his personality, Todoroki decided to also try and socialize with the others in the house. And so the (metaphorical) little kitty ventures out into the world.

"Can you aid me in socially conversing with my peers?" Todoroki appears behind the unsuspecting Kaminari who was trying to simply microwave his instant noodles. Said unsuspecting Kaminari turned around with a puzzled look replacing the goofy smile he normally wears. Todoroki sighs a small sigh knowing he needs to rephrase his sentence for the blond to understand. "Can you help me talk to others?" Kaminari let out a small 'ah' and pondered about something for only a second until a smirk appeared and he started to nod rapidly. The man then grabbed Todoroki's hand and rushed to the living room completely forgetting about his noodles.

Todoroki made a mental note to add this to the list of symptoms of ADHD that Kaminari has.

*

Kaminari, Todoroki, and Kirishima are now sitting in a circle discussing how to socialize. That is until Kaminari pretends to realize something. "Todo, how come I've never heard you swear?"

"Yeah, you're always so formal when you talk, you sound like a robot." Kirishima adds.

"I merely do not understand adding such vul-... unnecessary terms to my vocabulary."

"Does that mean you don't know what bad words mean?" Trying to hide the hope in his voice but failing.

"I believe you are forgetting that I am a grown man."

"Well, people normally swear so by doing that you might come across as more friendly if you do it too." Kirishima proposed noticing that Kaminari had made a plan but very clearly backfired.

"That may work, thank you." Todoroki paused debating whether or not to ask something he considers embarrassing. He decided on yes. "I am not familiar with how to apply the crude words, do you think you can help me?"

And so until Todoroki retired to his room he practiced how to apply swear words into his sentences.

*

Both Midoriya and Bakugou had finished their work early and so it was a rare night that all three of them went to sleep at the same time.

"Shouto~ come to bed~" Midoriya whines and pats between him and Bakugou, who's reading. All was swell in the room until Todoroki stubs his toe on the corner of the bed. Normally he would just ignore the pain but remembering his lessons he does as he's told: swearing.

"Motherfucker." Although said with no emotion Midoriya dramatically gasps.

"Watch your fucking language." Bakugou said without taking his eyes off of the book he was reading.

"Dumbass, he probably learned it from you!" Midoriya exclaimed.

"Do you even fucking hear yourself!" Bakugou retorted, setting down his book.

"I am a grown ass man, and if I wish to say vulgar things I will."

"Do you hear what he's saying, Katsuki? Make him stop!" Bakugou sighed but turned his attention to Todoroki.

"I love you but what you're saying is making Deku upset. If you continue to speak like that, a punishment is in order."

"I'm twenty-one, it's disturbing how much you guys are like doting parents."

"Katsuki, do you hear how much less anal Kitty has become! Who did this to him?" Todoroki has a hunch that Midoriya has selective hearing.

"Look, can we just talk about this tomorrow and go to bed for the night?" Midoriya only nodded accompanied by a few fake sniffles and Bakugou muttered a 'fucking finally.'

The night was filled with restful sleep and cuddling.

The morning was filled with an angry Midoriya yelling at everyone banning cursing. Everyone knew it only actually applied to Todoroki.